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catnapper

Nor did I get a mention. I want my taco back.

winerkleiner
chrisr2212 wrote:

it's really disappointing not to even get a mention, Andy

 

 


Not for me, because I am invisable and I cast no mirror image. 

winerkleiner
chubbychocobo wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
chrisr2212 wrote:

it's really disappointing not to even get a mention, Andy


Not for me, because I am invisable and I cast no mirror image. 


then u wld hv problems travelling to countries w/o reciprocal agreements ...


Lol yes, there's many advantages to being not seen!! 

AndyClifton

catnapper owns a taco stand!

Ozzie Cobblepot is a perfectly normal name!

loudy never seeks outside aid to settle disputes!

CystemPhailure is a track star!

bigpoison has never been defeated in USCF-sanctioned play!

cabadenwurt thinks Donovan was just some hippie druggo!

DenverHigh is an aardvark!

pushwood has led an uneventful life!

Prawn is still here!

BFS has only logged on once to this site!

BorgQueen is impatient!

kurogkug has a lightning-quick grasp of concepts!

Windows7 is easygoing!

Artfizz is sane!

cmibu is insouciant!

ivandh loves to stay put!

raul's just a big lovable teddy bear!

corrijean has never been near a farm!

RyanGarner is modest!

shepi13 is from the wrong side of the tracks!

ratatooie has all the answers!

OmarCayenne won the Nobel Prize!

streetfighter is an oasis of calm!

musikamole doesn't care in the least about improving!

theoreticalboy loves Chicago, especially the weather!

Twobit

TheMouse2 is the winner so far.

winerkleiner

O will win a second term Surprised

atarw

What about me

winerkleiner
winerkleiner wrote:

O will win a second term


Oprah that is.

hat40
browni3141 wrote:

I don't lie.


That's a lie.

Yosriv

You guys never flood a single thread, for sure that's a lie Smile

winerkleiner

Gas will be affordable again.

cornerstone7

har har har

Ladya79

Magnus Carlsen's chess rating will be 936 in 2 years.

AndyClifton

Magnus Carlsen will drink 936 Carlsens in 2 years...

winerkleiner
Ladya79 wrote:

Magnus Carlsen's chess rating will be 936 in 2 years.


 Which will make me very jealous.

catnapper
AndyClifton wrote:

Magnus Carlsen will drink 936 Carlsens in 2 years...

 


Then I can say there is one thing I'm better at than Carlsen.

Wait a minute, isn't this thread lies? Then I can't say I'm better at drinking than Carlsen. Frown

AndyClifton

Yes, that's true, 'napper.  Or no, wait...

winerkleiner

I'm confused

AndyClifton

No, I think he means that he isn't confused.  Or no, wait...

winerkleiner

Okay so this is not the world of opposites?