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I know what I'm doing.
Making me laugh again. Oh, wait, that's not a lie, so...
what r u talking abt?
I don't understand your comments.
I smell a rat in a topic dedicated to lies.
I am amazing
This thread is populated by individuals with excellent grammar and a very high intelligence quotient average.
@winerkleiner You could say, "Miss Kennedy sucks." Wait no you couldnt say that either. But maybe you could just say, "Miss Kennedy isn't any fun at all, she seems a little up tight."
Lol I am not sure what to say in this Twilight Zone of a forum. I suppose in a situation like this we can only dance! Wee
I'm not having any trouble distinguishing between opposite rules and truth/untruth rules. Not a very funny topic.
Wait, I believe that face is incorrect.
Tell us a funny lie about chess and/or chess players!
I can beat Kasparov after opening a game against him with a4 and h4
The more outrageous the lie, the funnier it is! Good job.
I haven't realized that sarcasm isn't a good litmus test for this type of thing.
. . .
Double negatives don't seem to be a gray area... actually yes they do, my 3rd statement is correct. It woudln't be a bit funnier if opposites were worked in somehow.
Double negatives are a big no-no. (See what I did there)
Worst case scenario of patting yourself on the back...
That is outstanding work by whoever's hand-print that is.
You should see his pig!
Just a few days ago I read an article about this person:
Skin allergy body art
I never admire the looks of the girls playing at a tournament so the new dress code hasn't saddened me. No sir. Uh uh.
Art? It looks like nothing but painful nonsense.
She says it doesn't hurt. She uses dull knitting needles to trace the patterns. Her skin has the reaction just from fairly slight pressure. The marks disappear in a couple of hours.
But then probably reappear in 15 years.
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