Emulating the end of "Thelma & Louise" is safe and the way to go.

I win all my games like this:

 

Good game.

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 wonder how many people actually get this XD

Do you think people don't know what Mensa is?

all I know it it sounds like some sort of cracker

christians don't know what mensa is cuz education kills religion.

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Hilarious!

remember, every post here is not a lie, so the last four posts were not lies (if you understand what I am not meaning :P)

my m-16 is a bible.

"The meaning of life is chess".  A quote from Erik.

I thought it was 42.

You can't get pregnant, it's Tuesday.

I thought today was Friday.

 

Let me guess, you knew someone who got pregnant on a Tuesday?

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 Hehe

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Ooh, a funny lie with footnotes! (God, this is heaven!).

This is my favorite thread--ever!

my bible is an m-16

oh i totally get it