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No, I think he means that he isn't confused. Or no, wait...
Okay so this is not the world of opposites?
Well, now it is! You gotta be careful what you say on this one...or wait, you don't!
Once again this thread is taking funny into the stratosphere.
Hey, I wonder if that works for emoticons too. Like in here is a frownie-face?
It must or it mustn't. See I am still confused, not?
Aha, so only if you say one thing (or not-say it) can you get away from the opposites whammy imposed (even though it isn't) by this thread...
So what you're saying or not or typing or not is that Frankenstein's bride wasn't a women?
Yes/no, I/somebody-else believe/deny you/someone-else understand/miss-the-point-entirely!
Lol I got it and I am also a gm.
The previous post (presumably by a chess player) was the most hilarious thing I have read!
What do you think of this one? (Come on guys, I don't wanna flood this topic alone lol)
I can play Kasparov, Karpov, Anand and Carlsen blindfolded and make them resign in 10 moves
I can play Kasparov, Karpov, Anand and Carlsen blindfolded and make them resign in 10 moves.
... Of course you can, if they were just 4 or 5 year old kids ...
...so it isn't! Oh God, tears are streaming down my face again...
I opened YOUR toy, and it was already broke... Wait, thats a lie.
broke? it had no money? is this a post about a dildo?
MissKennedy sounds fun...how do I post this in "Your funniest lie" forum correctly?
I'm good at chess.
Women find me incredibly attractive.
chubby, not contradictory, but, unfortunately...
I've done this before.
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