Irregular opening , and a mess too. but fun. :D

LOL, this was painful to the eyes. But nice win 

Please tell me this was bullet. And you were both drunk.

I have to agree that this was most likely to be a bullet game.

Yes, each of us had 5 minutes

I play better than that in bullet (without having played it extensively)...

5 min is blitz. How much time did you really use ? (because if you play in blitz as fast as bullet, you're kind of missing the point)

Out of 5 minutes, i had over 2 minutes left

Sounds like a reasonable use of your time, being given there could have been an endgame.

What can I say...? Practice, don't play the same piece twice in the opening without necessity, don't play pawn moves that leave holes, etc.