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I guess you guys don't like to talk about chess. :)
All chess-related discussion is delayed until we get a time machine that can bring Morphy into the future or vice versa.
Special bonus pic: hey, there's Phil with the bishop!
(I may have to read Timothy Archer again.)
I thought Elton John was a queen.
Oh, the bitch is back!
Okay, to get back to the really important story...here's a link with comments pages featuring more godawful puns than even we jokers could concoct:
We also find that the haul tallies up to 5000 tons of syrup. Somebody else said the amount was as much as 3.4 million litres of the stuff. Another writer said, "I swear this isn't from The Onion" (lol). And some official or other informed us that it's a pretty daunting task to attempt to track stolen or lost maple syrup.
Sounds like a bunch of crap to me. If 3.4 million liters of the stuff weighs 5,000 tons; then, a gallon of maple syrup weighs 90 lbs.?
My math says about 11 pounds per gallon.
3,400,000 L = about 898,185 gallons
5,000 tons = 10,000,000 pounds.
10,000,000 lb / 898,185 = 11.13 lb/gallon.
Hey, that makes a lot more sense!
I think I missed a couple of zeros on the tons to pounds conversion. Man, I'm an idiot.
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