This is mine, please contribute.

What is this?

didnt work

ouch!!!

mine was shorter, i only touched the f pawn at move two as a joke, my friend wasn't in the mood for that, so i resigned :(

The shortest game I know of at the master level was 3 moves.

It was a correspondence game (like our "turn-based" games, but with moves sent by postcards in U.S. mail).

White played 1. d4.

Black responded 1. ... g6, and added an "if" move (like our pre-moves) that said, "if any then 2. ... Bg7."

White responded 2. Bh6 Bg7 3. Bxg7, and Black resigned.

I fell victim to a Scholar's Mate last week. Mated in 5 moves. Very embarrassing.

Lost to fools' mate against a kid who would become by best friend in high school. As he delivered mate, he looked up and said, 'did I mention I'm the president of the school chess club?'

I never have beat him in a straight up game....been like 30 years now....

 Haha - the refutation! :-)  Remind me not to play that against 2. Bh6 next time! :-)

lol thats a funny story!

My shortest game was today. 5 moves, nothing happened and then he resigned. Strange. He was new on this site but why accepting a challenge and then resigne after a couple of moves.

Pudjte, was it AYMAN-1974, or some name beginning with ayman, or egyptian boy? If not, was it someone from Egypt?

My quickest on this site was mate at move 12:

@ DavidForthoffer: LOL, I lke the story!

My first game here - not only very short in moves, but also in time - 30 minutes all together!  I needed 30 mins here to improve my rating from 1200 to 1410 - maybe it's  a record?

The next one is a mate in 11.I submited it at my blog:

Never hear for Legal's mate? :)

I've had shorter games but here's a mate in 11 from this site

 i read somewhere that joseph henry blackburne once played e4 then said i resign, his opponent held him to it. 0-1

This is mine I won.

11 moves

Hey guys my game was 5 moves but i have difficulty posting it up. Ouch!

Hey

no is was someone from Mongolië.

Why? Bad memories about Egyptians?