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1000 signs you're not a very good chess player

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #81


    You play the French cause you have not been with a woman for over a month.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #82


    Little know legal move: Both rooks to d1/e1, then position your King and Queen on top of them for a physiological advantage. You literally tower over your opponent. I saw this decades ago on "The Dick Cavett Show"

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #83


    The second  sometimes happen to me lol

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #84


    112. You didn't read the chess book because it has "too many pages".

    113. You flip a coin to see "which color moves first".

    114. You play an opening because it makes the board look kewl.

    115. When you see GM before a players name, you assume he is a sponsored player.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #85


    you know playing a move because it looks good, i think there is something in it that isnt so patzer like. i think there in lies a deep chess secret that could lead to real strenght. At least in my crazy opinion.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #86


    maybe humans cant calulate like computer but seeing the harmony and visual appearance might make us some time master the game

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #87


    92. You play 21 moves of theory in the sicilian dragon, and then you miss a mate-in-one because you are out of theory.

    93. You go angry home and learn more theory

  • 24 months ago · Quote · #88


    116. When you see an en passant, you just HAVE to do it because it's "cool". Even if it's a blunder. :) 

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #89


    117. You think your nephew beat Houdini

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #90


    118. You feel you are an awsome player beating another player with  fool's mate.

  • 18 months ago · Quote · #91


    bass1035 wrote:

    41.Your friend comes up with these rules

    Hmm yeah.

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