1000 things chess players with a bad sport say:

41. why do you even play chess if you never win (said right after you win)

wow fail you suck try to win next time if you ever do!

U HACKER I DID NOT PLAY F6!!!

I win in 301 moves at the beginning of a game

45.i hate you you did not win i won i moved there not there!

46. I didn't drop a piece- it was a gambit!

47. I'm 5 years old

48. And drunk.....

49. No fair, my contact lense fell out!

I offer a draw. Get told " I was trying to bully him into a loss", then told " Good Game I win!" , then game called on account of stalemate next move.

One player said he hated to lose to such an idiotic opening after I beat him.

61. You only won because my diaper is giving me a rash and was distracting me!

haha funny but why would you have a diaper on?

62. why did you beat me i had the best opening and end game ever!