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unanswered chess questions which would
have turned out hysterical, if
someone had posted "how do
ponies move?" All the GMs
Would cry
(five words plavin) when they saw the post
that unfortunate, forlorn sunday afternoon.
Until someone came and said,
"The postman needs the overtime!"
The citizens cheered and cheered,
but one boy didn't, he
smiled eerily and whispered softly:
Edit: Someone came before me:
Postmen should play chess, it's
stopping them from going postal.
Then the Dali Lama smoked
a dooby and prophetically said
"Iliketogethigh!"
once upon a time, there