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chasm1995

Except, the cradle was used.

MSteen
chasm1995 wrote:

Except, the cradle was used.

Think about it a little longer. It'll come to you.

chasm1995

I don't understand.

SergeantDubious

http://quoteinvestigator.com/2013/01/28/baby-shoes/

MSteen

Sergeant:

Yeah, I knew the original quote, but I was trying to squeeze it into 5 words, so I had to modify.

Chasm1995:

THE KID DIED! Get it? They bought the cradle/baby shoes in anticipation of the joyful event, but it turned into tragedy.

chasm1995

Now it makes sense.

varelse1

Laughing about the baby's demise.....

chasm1995

The hyena looks for its

PrivatePyle99

rubber ducky, last seen wandering...

chasm1995

in the polymer plantation nursery.

Rosechess67

and he sold it with

chasm1995

his supposeably real UFO pictures

wolverine96

burning in the back seat.

wolverine96

PARACHUTES

never opened · slightly stained