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A Honest Reply _ Just 4 Fun

  • 13 months ago · Quote · #1

    CheSsie_BiRdie

    An Honest Reply
     
    Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? 
    Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday 


    Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? 
    Customer: What other colors do you have? 

    Manager: Sorry, but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help. 
    Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You 
    see, I won't be of much help anyway!! 


    Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday? 
    Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.     


    Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager! 
    Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either. 


    Diner: You'll drive me to my grave! 
    Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you? 


    Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me. 
    Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me! 


    Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden! 
    Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it. 


    Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! 
    Son: That's why I say she's no good!      

  • 13 months ago · Quote · #2

    Mastadonkilla6

    nice lol funny

  • 13 months ago · Quote · #3

    KnightPrince

    creative replies :P

  • 13 months ago · Quote · #4

    CheSsie_BiRdie

    lol 

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