e4 & patz, you two are SO right! Immediately, today, I'm going to dump my gf, quit my job, not shave or shower, and study and play chess all day!
Maybe, just maybe, I can become an adult (patz) and get to a real 1500 (e4). Oh, I can't wait. Life will be great!
Take that tongue out of your cheek.
You will do no such thing. You will eventually grow up, move out of your parents' basement, get married, have a bunch of kids and a mortgage, give up chess so that you can work your butt off and then, only then, when you are at least 65 (unlike cabby...a youngster (lol) )...get back to chess.
That's when you can play idle chess. That's when you can start having fun at it. That's when you are older and wiser and will realize that losing at anything is strictly for losers.
Wait a minute...I'm talking about me. You may just want to be a loser. I dunno. Not my call.
Well, I already dumped the gf, and all my waking moments are now devoted to chess, so, I probably won't get married.
I quit my job, so I'm going to be in my parents' basement for many years to come. However, I'm hoping that after about a decade of intense study, I can break through that 1500 barrier, and then I'll be a winner!
e4 & patz, you two are SO right! Immediately, today, I'm going to dump my gf, quit my job, not shave or shower, and study and play chess all day!
Maybe, just maybe, I can become an adult (patz) and get to a real 1500 (e4). Oh, I can't wait. Life will be great!
Take that tongue out of your cheek.
You will do no such thing. You will eventually grow up, move out of your parents' basement, get married, have a bunch of kids and a mortgage, give up chess so that you can work your butt off and then, only then, when you are at least 65 (unlike cabby...a youngster (lol) )...get back to chess.
That's when you can play idle chess. That's when you can start having fun at it. That's when you are older and wiser and will realize that losing at anything is strictly for losers.
Wait a minute...I'm talking about me. You may just want to be a loser. I dunno. Not my call.