lately I've been pulling the most boneheaded moves out of the bag. So how do you describe your game when you're stinking up the tournament hall?
My latest is "I'm playing Richard Simmons Chess!"
Bad reception through my tinfoil hat. All the crazy people that believe aliens are trying to implant sinister messages in their brains wear tinfoil on their heads/feet to block the alien signals. According to a person I spoke with, who believes in all of this tinfoil hat business, wearing the hat in the wrong way can mess up your own brain functions amd signals. Thus I call my own bad moves a "MISALIGNMENT OF MY ANTI-ALIEN MIND CONTROL HEAD GEAR." Boy do I get some strange looks when I say this jokingly. I have to go, I hear the alien mothership hovering outside my window......
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