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Best excuses for losing an OTB match:

6 years ago · Quote · #1
FanofAlba

Two words: Bad Breath!
6 years ago · Quote · #2
oginschile

Only had pocket Rybka, opponent had pocket Zappa
6 years ago · Quote · #3
FanofAlba

Studied book "How to Beat Bobby Fischer"; was unprepared for other opponents
6 years ago · Quote · #4
TonightOnly

Hahaha

I love that last one.
5 years ago · Quote · #5
FanofAlba

anyone have any humorous excuses for losing a match? c'mon use a little gray matter now.
5 years ago · Quote · #6
HowDoesTheHorseMove

Was thinking of asking my opponent out on a date. Thought beating me would warm her up to the idea.
5 years ago · Quote · #7
silentfilmstar13

Similarly, I thought beating her would get the date(fear works). I was disqualified.
5 years ago · Quote · #8
bookworm92

I tried to play the pope, but he made me confess my strategy.

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