Better: Carlsen or Chocolate?

Personally I prefer my chocolate with some sort of nuts in it.   I think chocolate almond is the best and btw, far better than Carlsen. 

Carlsen has yet to find the consistency of good chocolate. It may already be too late.

Thanks Harryz, I haven't received much praise lately...

Perhaps I should have compared Carlsen to "rocky road", although frankly I wish Rocky Road didn't have marshmallows...

Chocolate

Thanks for the compliment Harryz!

Personally I actually think this is a decent troll thread. The idea behind this thread is to parody a frequently parodied topic to the point where it becomes ridiculous. I would say that you did a pretty decent job, and you do show some potential in the art of trolling. If you want to improve your skills I can give you a couple of free lessons.

Dammit macer... get a spouse lol. Perhaps it will make you troll less...

Which is precisely why I don't have a spouse.

Macer, start making "Your free troll lessons by macer75!"

lol... so am I.

I've actually considered doing that sometime, but I realise that being able to teach other people how to troll requires more than just being a good troll yourself. You also need to be a good educator, which currently I'm not. But considering the great importance of passing on the art of trolling to others, I have decided to begin studying education, as as soon as I get my degree I'll start posting lessons here!

You mean Sebleb is a great educator?

Of course he is - why else are his lessons so popular?

I hate choco

But you hate Carlsen too. So which one do you hate more?

I'd pay for free lessons from macer. Preferably in the form of demostrations!

Hmmmm

Dark or milk chocolate?

Hey, its important what kind!

So, given that we've entered the point of "meta-trollism", perhaps we should the topic to the subject of flavored trolls.   Personally I've had a few butterscotch trolls in my day and they were quite nice.