For a GM status I would need crib notes or a certificate from Ebay.
Can anyone arrange this?
Bored, aren't you, OP?
Some folks have serious questions about improving. This is just nonsense and neither witty nor funny.
I too have serious questions about improving! How can we improve the ability of dingbats to detect satire?
you got a 10 hour GM thingy? dang it, gotta beat that guy out. I say you can do it in 5!