(Insert quiet music)

 

Chess.com was an utopic paradise. But that would change. Dark days were coming. And HE knew it.

 

Get ready for a story. An untold story.

 

A Story of fear

      - "There's a new sheriff in town baby!"

A Story of Opression

     - "Erik is a dictator!!"

A Story of unexpected alliances

- "Thank you Rael, for creating my own group, I owe you my soul"

A Story of Bravery

    - "I challenge Chess.com for a vote chess game, I AM UNMATEABLE !!!!!!"

A Story of Treason

   - " Things got out of hand. People broke promises. Lies were told"

A Story of... Love

   - "Underneath your though exterior, I know you are a sweet man Cheater_1... I love you so much"

 

(Insert Epic Music)

 

This summer, coming to theaters worldwide, its Cheater_1 The Movie

 

 

 

 

Cheater_1, Dressed in a super-heroe cape: It's time for me to go lassie, my destiny is clear... I must save chess.com from itself

Generic Girl: No Cheater_1, you musn't, its too dangerous... The whole thing is going to blow up

Cheater_1 : That's just a risk I'll have to take... Heroes fear nothing... (Places a bullet in the chamber of its pistol) - Its game time... Chess game time

 

(Rapid succession of cool images)

Cheater_1, crying on his knees: "I AM WEBGOGS!!!!" (presses a button) - Huge Explosion

 

Coming September the First

 

 

Thank you exiledcanuck for the inspiration for this thread

Oh god! I laught a lot! LOLLOLLOLLOL¹²³

atomichicken wrote:

"I am webgogs" hilarious! You could have added a quote from Batman Begins: "Some are in it for the money, but some just want to watch the world burn" ;). But changed "world" to "chess.com".

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Well, thats from Batman: The Dark Knight... which is a SEQUEL

We COULD also make a sequel... what do you say? Next week I'll drop you a note and we'll work on some ideas. Plus, I've already got an idea: "Dark Knight"  Sounds familiar?

hohhhhh maaaaaaaannnnnn!!!

I think Steve Buscemi should play him, or Burt Renyolds.

Nah... the guy who plays Cheater_1 has to be fatter

I think Erik should  be played by Angelina Jolie

Well, I must ADMIT, I did have a laugh at all this. This shows creativity and some form of tolerance. I dont like being made fun of though (it happened enough in school), but the script, so far, is hilarious. Bravo.

If this movie is to be somewhat believable, the person who plays me MUST have a William Shatner/Jerry Seinfeld delivery (yes, I do speak in real life like they do), they must look like and have some mannerisms of Andy Dick (only with short straight hair), and they must have the unstable bipolar personality of Russell Crowe.

Perhaps I may write a scene too, if this continues on.

Mm...  Cheater, if you agree with us, it loses the fun! C'mon! Play ball will you? Start new hate threads or you WILL BECOME LIKEABLE

And thats something you don't want. I know. I used to be like you. (But then I grew up and started dating)

I think its time we start talking cash. How much for your life story Cheater?

You cast me as the simpering Igor character, atomic? Sheesh. You have only been here 6 days.

Very funny stuff, Tiago.

Indeed it's true. I have not set out to destroy Cheater_1. I am nothing but a supporting actor in a play crafted by the Cheater. I have played my part and was rather good at it. Good always triumphs over evil  in the end, doesn't it?

I'd like Brad Pitt to play my part in the movie.

WEBG0GS wrote:

Indeed it's true. I have not set out to destroy Cheater_1. I am nothing but a supporting actor in a play crafted by the Cheater. I have played my part and was rather good at it. Good always triumphs over evil  in the end, doesn't it?

I'd like Brad Pitt to play my part in the movie.

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You're not the real webgogs, you stole his name...

thats one of cheater_1's accounts!!!!! made today!

dwaxe wrote:

WEBG0GS wrote:

Indeed it's true. I have not set out to destroy Cheater_1. I am nothing but a supporting actor in a play crafted by the Cheater. I have played my part and was rather good at it. Good always triumphs over evil  in the end, doesn't it?

I'd like Brad Pitt to play my part in the movie.

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You're not the real webgogs, you stole his name...

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wow not the real webgogs? a new twist in the story? It's goin to be blockbuster!

These films must be made!

What is this "not the real webgogs"? I know there is another user out there with this name, but what gives? I am no more not the real one than this other one is not the real one. Are you trying to tell me that there cannot be two people with the same name like Jim or Angela? Or that two people cannot have the same user name?

WEBG0GS wrote:

What is this "not the real webgogs"? I know there is another user out there with this name, but what gives? I am no more not the real one than this other one is not the real one. Are you trying to tell me that there cannot be two people with the same name like Jim or Angela? Or that two people cannot have the same user name?

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You hsould not purposefully and knowingly impersonate a respected member of society.

someone should realy put together the scene tiago described above...

doesn't have to be fancy, but im sure it'd give everyone a good laugh.

p.s. deadpoetic and elona, you'll get your wish.