I have discovered that the U.S. government is using chess to create future warmongers like George Bush. They make you believe that chess in fun and sweet until you have to have more. Soon you find yourself pitting mice against old ladies, don't laugh, I've seen it time and time again, sure it starts off funny, watching the old ladies swatting the mice with their purses but eventually the old ladies wear out and what happens next is horrifying...

THIS FORUM HAS BEEN CLOSED BY THE U.S. GOVERMENT

The statements in this forum are false, the U.S. Government has never used chess as a mind control devise or do we condone the fighting of mice and old ladies. Please return to your games.

This has been an advisement of the U.S. Government.

It's true. I will finish the story at a later date.

There is a slight problem with this conspiracy and this is:

How the bloody hell is an idiot like George Bush able to play chess!!! He can hardly string 2 words together.....

Did mice get his cheeees * ?

.... the old lady's tried to escape by running but several mice laid in front of them giving their lives for the cause, being squished, causing the old ladies to slip and fall like dominoes. You have never seen so much arm flesh wiggling as they tumbled one by one, "oh the humanity", some were killed by the sheer weight of old lady butt. I'm sorry but I must take a minute to collect myself, I still have nightmares from the hole ordeal. I'll write more later.

lol