I am sure this has been done before... just that I can't find it... So here is my first interactive chess post

The idea: Collect as many chess quotes, jokes and general nuggets of wisdom in one place.

I'll begin with one of mine. Please feel free to add yours!

Blunders in chess are so easy to recognize; I recognize one as soon as I've made it!!

It has already been done: here.

The winner in chess is he who makes the second-last mistake - Tarketower

“When you see a good move, look for a better one”
by (Emanuel Lasker)

“All I want to do, ever, is just play Chess”
by (Bobby Fischer)

“If I win a tournament, I win it by myself.
I do the playing. Nobody helps me”
by Bobby Fischer

     “My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.”

“Of Chess it has been said that life is not long
enough for it, but that is the fault of life, not Chess”
(William Ewart Napier)

"Chess is a story of 1001 blunders!"