jaja simplistic, but i found it funny

This isnt really funny compared to the others but I'll share it anyway I:

Q:What are the queens' favorite days?

A:Their "knight" out.

found dis in another thread..........

Lol I hope this doesn't offend anybody :P

Now I have a good excuse to pour another drink without feeling guilty!

Q: Why was the Queen's gambit player arested by the Department of Homeland security?

A: He was seen blowing open the Center with 2.c4!

Funny, even funnier is how many QG players that will not think it is so funny. Should not suffer to bad with all these King Gambit players here as they may even come to your rescue.  lol.

NinjaHedgehog wrote:

Lol I hope this doesn't offend anybody :P

i saw that somewhere before

2 Wht Bishops on dark squares and

2 Black Bishops on light squares.

Had to figure i would not miss that one.

(In diagram bottom right corner.

Eight rings for the human pawns, controlled evermore to die for a cause

Two for the Rooks their defense like stone

Two also for the Bishop's might, together able to change a fight

The Knights, to one they go, for as the end draws nearer, alone nay they beat their foe

Not one to the King as the Queen holds the key. Her ring with power to destroy all it sees.

Finally to the one whose intellect changes the fight, for with blunder or bravery will a win be brought unto the light. A single ring, wrought with special care; spinning, churning, creaking and grinding...the final piece, a ring of the mind whose abilities bring the win of a lifetime.

Okay...so it isn't a joke. Thought I'd make something up on the spot >_>

Q: Where does Magnus Carlsen hate to go after his chess games are over?

A: The "concession" stand! 

Q: How does Magnus Carlsen spell "draw"?

A: L-O-S-S

Q: What happened after I played chess and won against Magnus Carlsen?

A: I woke up. 

Q: Why does Magnus Carlsen hate press conferences after chess games?

A: He used up all of his witty counterattacks on the board.

As trysts will tell you, Mr. World Champion is not my favorite player. :P