I love cracking joints on my body: Neck, back, knees, ankles, toes, fingers, even my hips! But one day I was stretching and I pulled something in my back. It felt uncomfortable, even painful. I couldn't concentrate on chess, which was horrible. So I decided to go to a chiropractor.

                                HOLY ****!

It was INCREDIBLE! Not only doesn't my back hurt anymore, but I haven't felt the need to crack myself for a WEEK now! (Anyone who knows me knows that that is an insane amount of time for me not to be cracking anything.) My back feels strong, I feel stretched, loose, and relaxed. I play better chess and I feel GREAT. There are studies that chiropractic can help with hypertension and now I see why. My belief is that before any chess tournaments there should be chiropractors stationed at the entrance and every player should be REQUIRED to get adjusted before competing. Everyone would be more relaxed and play better chess. Now I am going to just sit and relax...I feel so gooood...

If you think that's good, try accupuncture. I have a fear of needles, so I see a guy who does it with lasers. It's AWESOME!

If you think that's good, try magic, I'm afraid of cards, so I see a guy who does it with magical words. It's AWESOME!

HaHaHa....