Diagnosing the chess pieces

Pawns

Short man syndrome

They hate being the shortest piece.  

Knight

Superiority complex

Due to fairytales, they feel they always must save the day.

Bishop

Let’s just say keep them away from your kids.

Rook

Depression

They have a low since of self-worth because of the crashing housing market.

Queen

Entitlement complex

She feels she should be King. (Hillary Clinton.)

King

Defiant disorder

He hates being limited to one square at a time.

Reader alert: This is ment to be satire and is in no way reflective on any group or groups of people. That means you ARTFIZ.

Thanks

POP

Phew, for a moment there, I thought you might be talking about me (artfizz). It has two Z's - unlike Nazi.

 LOL, I would never talk about you Art, your just so darn sexy.

Will you be my valentine.

American satire. So subtle and well crafted. Like a good chess set.

Artfizz, I would never have thought of you and Nazi in the same sentence, but now you have put the thought (and picture) in my head...

LOL, this is the funniest think i have seen today. I did just wake up though.

Sexy?????

American satire - well crafted?????

This brings a new level of psychology to choosing your favourite piece.

Size isn't everything (oh no, we've already done that topic).

Interesting indeed, I like Bishops a lot.