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Diagnosing the chess pieces


  • 6 years ago · Quote · #1

    Popinjay

    Diagnosing the chess pieces

     

    Pawns

    Short man syndrome

    They hate being the shortest piece.  

     

    Knight

    Superiority complex

    Due to fairytales, they feel they always must save the day.

     

    Bishop

    Let’s just say keep them away from your kids.

     

    Rook

    Depression

    They have a low since of self-worth because of the crashing housing market.

     

    Queen

    Entitlement complex

    She feels she should be King. (Hillary Clinton.)

     

    King

    Defiant disorder

    He hates being limited to one square at a time.

     

    Reader alert: This is ment to be satire and is in no way reflective on any group or groups of people. That means you ARTFIZ.

    Thanks

    POP

  • 6 years ago · Quote · #2

    artfizz

    Phew, for a moment there, I thought you might be talking about me (artfizz). It has two Z's - unlike Nazi.

  • 6 years ago · Quote · #3

    Popinjay

    artfizz wrote:

    Phew, for a moment there, I thought you might be talking about me (artfizz). It has two Z's - unlike Nazi.


     LOL, I would never talk about you Art, your just so darn sexy.Wink

    Will you be my valentine.

  • 6 years ago · Quote · #4

    jonnyjupiter

    American satire. So subtle and well crafted. Like a good chess set.

    Artfizz, I would never have thought of you and Nazi in the same sentence, but now you have put the thought (and picture) in my head...

  • 6 years ago · Quote · #5

    ncpharaoh

    LOL, this is the funniest think i have seen today. I did just wake up though.

  • 6 years ago · Quote · #6

    MONTANOP

    Sexy?????

  • 6 years ago · Quote · #7

    artfizz

    Popinjay wrote:

    Diagnosing the chess pieces

     

     

    Pawns

    Short man syndrome

    They hate being the shortest piece.  


    This brings a new level of psychology to choosing your favourite piece.

    Size isn't everything (oh no, we've already done that topic).

  • 6 years ago · Quote · #8

    rich

    Interesting indeed, I like Bishops a lot.


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