Pear shaped.

No, that's pair shaped.

http://local.stv.tv/glasgow/221081-ufo-spotted-in-east-kilbride/

That's what I'm talking about. Now I just need to figure out how to fly, without exercising of course.

Mmm, still pair shaped. But yes, better.

Tall building with an elevator to the roof. Wait, is falling considered flying?

It is if you don't see the ground rushing up at you.

I guess at the end of your "flight" you'll definitely shape-shift.

As long as you miss the ground you're ok.

Ask the flying squirrels for their secrets.

They do both shapeshift and fly, but they're not forthcoming at all.

Yeah, I've never known a squirrel to disclose any secrets.

In spite of all that chirping. Incredible.

I suspect that his feelings for the ground would be assuaged shortly after flight.

I'd give it a great big hug.

I'm gonna fall right onto it, give it a great big kiss.... SPLAT!

Exercise sounds a lot better than this.