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2nd December 2008, 11:12pm
#41
by LADY-GREY
biloxi, ms United States
Member Since: Jun 2008
Member Points: 353

Haven't seen "Knight Moves" but will make a point of it.  Now that I no for a fact that so many others notice the chess flubs, maybe I'll just laugh at them.  Thx everyone.

4th December 2008, 03:28am
#42
by LADY-GREY
biloxi, ms United States
Member Since: Jun 2008
Member Points: 353

amac 7079 wrote:

              you should be thankful that there was a judas who could be bought for 30 pieces of silver otherwise the story never gets past the manger. by the way, i never heard of the chalice other than the holy grail being a chalice that was used at the last supper.

OK, now, we enter the theological and/or philosophical.

I'm sure many have put forth the view that Judas performed a vital service.  I, too, have given this some thought.  My conclusion is that if God's plan was for Jesus to die publicly and painfully on the cross to save us from our sins, and, according to the bible, it seems to have been, then that's the way it was going to be with or without Judas Iscariot.

4th December 2008, 03:36am
#43
by Evil_Homer
Dublin Ireland
Member Since: Aug 2007
Member Points: 1750

I don't think religious or polictical items are allowed on the forums. Smile

4th December 2008, 06:54am
#44
by boken88
htown United States
Member Since: Nov 2008
Member Points: 25
princetrumpet wrote:

Movies get a lot of stuff wrong. 

I agree,

and I for one believe that it is possible to have realistic portrayal of things without sacrificing the entertainment, too bad many people in hollywood don't feel the same. 

4th December 2008, 12:35pm
#45
by Billium248
Detroit Rock City (GMT-4), MI United States
Member Since: Dec 2007
Member Points: 9147

If the movies didn't get things wrong, then what would the Mythbusters do?  Wink

I love how they proved that no matter how hard you try, shooting a car in the gas tank will NOT cause it to explode (but there's no way that Hollywood will stop perpetuating that belief - we all love to see things blow up!!).  Cool 

5th December 2008, 12:37am
#46
by LADY-GREY
biloxi, ms United States
Member Since: Jun 2008
Member Points: 353

Evil_Homer wrote:

I don't think religious or polictical items are allowed on the forums. Smile

 

I say:   Yes, and quite right too!  Everyone knows the top two on the list of things not to be discussed in polite company are religion and politics.  Although, when u think about it, they are pretty much the same thing.  And, if not, can u say 'hypocrite'?  Oops!  Did it again, didn't I?  Mea culpa, or in the current vernacular;  My bad.

Seriously, though, I started with a specific subject on which I really wanted some feedback (chess used as a prop in movies, made by people who obviously know zilch on the subject and are too insensitive and uncaring to ask a nephew to lend a hand.  got it, thx again).  It spread, quite naturally, to other subjects that the producers, directors, etc., get wrong, with specific (some funny as all get-out) instances.  Stay with me, now, just a little longer.  Please.

Imagine how much of this stuff young people are bombarded with every day and, since they haven't accumulated a lot of learning yet, they have no way of knowing they are being DIS-informed. 

I mean, if u had watched the third installment of "The Libraian", would u know you had just been infiltrated with dis-info?  This a small thing, tomorrow the world.

Spooky?  Scares the be-jesus out of me!!  (Oops! Did I just do it again?) 

5th December 2008, 03:48am
#47
by EMILEYUMYUM
BLOEMFONTEIN South Africa
Member Since: Nov 2008
Member Points: 88
LADY-GREY wrote:

Chess as props in movies.  To imply a little class (?), completely undone by bishops moving straight up files, rooks running all over the place and kings moving ever how many spaces! Do u find this irritating?   


yup! yup! most of the stuff that has value is being made out as if it's wrong or inconsiderate, especially kids programming, then ppl wonder why kids kill each other at schoool......

5th December 2008, 06:54pm
#48
by Billium248
Detroit Rock City (GMT-4), MI United States
Member Since: Dec 2007
Member Points: 9147

Amen, Amac!!  My philosophy on going to movies:  If it doesn't have stunts and/or Special Effects, what's the point?  I get enuf reality in my every day life.  I go to the movies to escape.

25th December 2008, 05:09pm
#49
by D_Blackwell
United States
Member Since: Oct 2008
Member Points: 178

we know travolta ain't the smartest cookie in the box,

Aside from being able to completely reinvent his career several times he is certifed 747 pilot.  Owns and flies his own.

Does make me crazy when an out of the blue mate just stuns the victim.  Probably everybody that knows their 'niche' is bothered by similar ridiculous errors or misuses of what is 'real'.

25th December 2008, 05:30pm
#50
by agentofchaos
Sydney Australia
Member Since: Mar 2008
Member Points: 227
RedDalek wrote:

 


Even Mr. Spock finds Captain Kirk's Checkmate "irritating".

 


Speaking of inconsistency, according to Wikipedia, the boards in "Tri-Dimensional Chess" depicted in Star Trek were sometimes not even aligned consistently from one shot to the next in the same episode. The sets shown were just props and no rules were ever given for this game, but in an interesting example of life imitating art some people have actually invented rules to make this a playable game.

25th December 2008, 05:32pm
#51
by the_big_j_77
Missouri United States
Member Since: Sep 2008
Member Points: 72
wormrose wrote:

I don't mind it so much. The chess board is just there to set the ambiance of a scene. It bothers me a lot more when they screw up the science in science fiction movies, like "Armageddon" and "Deep Impact"


Don't forget the mother of all bad science in science fiction: The Day After Tomorrow!!! LoL

25th December 2008, 06:24pm
#52
by Momadu
San Francisco United States
Member Since: Dec 2008
Member Points: 101

Not really, gives us chess dorks a way to make fun of Hollywood.

27th January 2009, 05:57pm
#53
by ichabod801
Maryland United States
Member Since: Dec 2008
Member Points: 830

So you guys are irritated because movies aren't realistic? Uh, if I want realism, I'll sit on my balcony and watch the neighbors argue in the parking lot.

On the other hand, I do own a Star Trek chess set.

27th January 2009, 06:05pm
#54
by Mm40
Essex County, New Jersey United States
Member Since: Sep 2008
Member Points: 2158

One thing that does bother me: people making forums where the title is all caps.

27th January 2009, 07:46pm
#55
by Fromper
Boynton Beach, FL United States
Member Since: Aug 2007
Member Points: 459

Another movie with chess as a central theme is Fresh. Samuel L. Jackson plays a blitz master who plays in the park every day. I saw part of this on tv a couple of months ago. At one point, he's playing his son, and the son checks his king. Then Jackson gets a counterattack and checkmates the king, but it takes a few moves, so at least it's not a magical mate in one like some of the examples earlier in this thread. Most of it was pretty convincing until Jackson's character tells his son something about celebrating because it was the first time he's ever gotten him in check. (!?!??!) That one bugged me.

Overall, they were pretty realistic, though. They went back to the dad's home, and he had a few chess sets with positions from ongoing correspondence games going on, and he used the names of actual grandmasters to say who he was playing against. I can't remember who right now, but his whole attitude was very realistic about it. He was talking about how if you give these guys time to think, they'll beat him, but in blitz, with the clock running, they crack under the pressue and he can beat them. I'm sure his character couldn't beat those guys every time, but maybe some of the time, given how strong a blitz player he's supposed to be. The conversation was moderately realistic, with him probably exagerating his own skill slightly to brag.

27th January 2009, 10:05pm
#56
by grapedog
Killeen, TX United States
Member Since: Jan 2009
Member Points: 9
LADY-GREY wrote:Imagine how much of this stuff young people are bombarded with every day and, since they haven't accumulated a lot of learning yet, they have no way of knowing they are being DIS-informed. 

I mean, if u had watched the third installment of "The Libraian", would u know you had just been infiltrated with dis-info?  This a small thing, tomorrow the world.

Spooky?  Scares the be-jesus out of me!!  (Oops! Did I just do it again?) 


What scares me is people who allow movies and television to educate their children.  People who don't teach their children the difference between reality and fiction.  Thats what really scares me...

The movie "Revolver", with Jason Statham and Ray Liotta, has a bunch of chess snippets in it.  I was paying attention to the dialog and didn't concentrate on the chess games themselves much, but I didn't notice anything that jumped out at me as horribly wrong.  The characters meet regularly in a chess club owned by one of the characters, so it gets a decent amount of screen time, kind of.

28th January 2009, 04:43am
#57
by wharris
Glasgow Scotland
Member Since: May 2008
Member Points: 33

I saw Knight Moves. Absolutely terrible. Invented opening names, invented famous players and classic books. Not one thing in that film had anything to do with chess. There may be a worse film out there but I've yet to see it.

28th January 2009, 05:08am
#58
by ravenloche
Arkansas United States
Member Since: Nov 2007
Member Points: 240
Billium248 wrote:

The newest Indiana Jones was really bad about that.  How many bullets can you dodge by running in a straight line? 


 that would depend on how many the prop gun can fire without reloading!:>)

3rd July 2009, 06:02am
#59
by missvicki
bethlehem,pa United States
Member Since: Jul 2008
Member Points: 31

I saw Gregory House from "House" kick the butt of a smart alecky chess prodigy on the chess board in 3 minutes flat. He's so great! He can play chess, play the piano, sing,diagnose and cure any illness and give you great painkillers....my ideal man...LOL

3rd July 2009, 06:15am
#60
by CPawn
Sacramento, California United States
Member Since: Aug 2008
Member Points: 777

Life is way to short to get annoyed at movies that don't get chess right.  I do wish they would take the time to get it right though.  If you are going to put millions, tens or hundreds of millions into making a movie you should be able to get something like a chess game correct.


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