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Favourite often-used excuse


  • 2 years ago · Quote · #21

    knightspawn5

    My wife came in and got me all excited and I hit the wrong button.....

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #22

    netzach

    I was drunk & cannot remember anything so no point asking me ?

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #23

    mateologist

    My old standby excuse: man i was about to really get ready to crush you , if i had not gotten CHECKMATED you would have been in real trouble !

                                    Laughing  Our favorite OTB excuse ! 

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #24

    ChristianSoldier007

    I pretend to act upset that I dropped a piece... so they take it happy i am distressed and losing. then I reveal it was a sac, and proceed to mate :)

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #25

    hankm

    I couldn't tell the difference between the queen and the king.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #26

    TeraHammer

    When I get crushed early: "Unlike you I don't need to remember opening lines"

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #27

    mateologist

    Bobby Fisher did not make excuses when he lost as a kid growing up in Brooklyn, He just started Crying !!  Cool

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #28

    TeraHammer

    When I run out of time: "I made better moves earlier"

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #29

    petitbonom

    Mouse slip.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #30

    CBA

    petitbonom wrote:

    Mouse slip.

    I have actually had that. But perhaps not as many times as I have claimed...

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #31

    StevenBailey13

    Chess? Oooohhh...I thought we were playing draughts!!

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #32

    BaronDerKilt

    Oh baby oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ... YA ! What? I dropped a piece?! Sorry, someone Distracted me ...

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #33

    part12

    i was calculating 10 moves ahead

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #34

    e4nf3

    I woulda won if coulda had white.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #35

    DrSpudnik

    My dog ate my brain. Frown

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #36

    corpsporc

    "I saw that coming when I misclicked ten moves back. I just wanted to make sure that you could see it."

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #37

    CBA

    corpsporc wrote:

    "I saw that coming when I misclicked ten moves back. I just wanted to make sure that you could see it."

    Yup, I've heard that one before!

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #38

    Crazychessplaya

    "I underestimated you." Heard it about a dozen time from one guy. Thrashed him mercilessly.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #39

    netzach

    Being fairly honest I just say ''ooops'' ( but sometimes delay incase never seen... :)

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #40

    ivandh

    Its not about winning or loseing, its about ghetting your king to the otheir side man.


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