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Favourite often-used excuse


  • 2 years ago · Quote · #41

    mateologist

    At least you don't need an excuse when you lose to these kids at OTB tournys, They always provide me with one. I say congradulations on your victory young man, they say " Sorry i checkmated you Mr. but you really SUCK "  Laughing  LOL         

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #42

    heinzie

    The American attitude, it will bring you anywhere in life...

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #43

    guapo_to_its

    my connection sucks

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #44

    knightspawn5

    This new format didnt work right, It still has bugs, they moved a piece to the wrong space or you would have been in a lot more trouble than me... 

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #45

    beardogjones

    I was just trying out a new opening variation

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #46

    stubborn_d0nkey

    "its tuesday", works best when its not tuesday

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #47

    mateologist

    beardogjones wrote:

    I was just trying out a new opening variation

    I wanted to get away from the "book" lines, but i always land on some "Power" lines !!  Yell  

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #48

    TeraHammer

    petitbonom wrote:

    Mouse slip.

    I want to make this excuse in my next OTB game :-DDDD

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #49

    heinzie

    "I almost swindled you"

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #50

    Poisonality

    "You moved the wrong piece and my brilliant plan went to crap" Tongue out

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #51

    TonyH

    Wife came in the room and I have a  better offer than to play chess Wink

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #52

    boymaster

    "Siri did it!"

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #53

    boymaster

    "But the other guy has a higher rating..."

     

    And the most famous...

    "Lag." 

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #54

    platolag

    I had a winning position but LOST ON TIME Smile

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #55

    Crazychessplaya

    "You must be a GM."

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #56

    bcoburn2

    I'm still not used to this new site design.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #57

    zeitkonig

    Congratulations!  You can move the mouse quicker

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #58

    e4nf3

    Last night I stayed at a Holiday Inn.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #59

    MichaelGosselin

    Let's see, what excuse would I use...

    "I forgot that 'Watson' is for Jeopardy!"

    "I started with the second move of the combo."

    "Freaking adware!"

    "Get out of my chess account, Junior!"

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #60

    ManWithTheAx

    "She said she was on the pill!"


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