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I'd be flatter flags but I'm not a homosexual. I know a few guys here who are too poor to pay attention to sound reasoning. The Hippo and I aren't who I was referring to...
there's no reason for you to feel flattered. you're the one who made the innuendos. but ok.
I was actually thinking of two different famous sayings related to offereing someone a coke...The first which I am utterly dissapointed I can't find anywhere, probably due to copyright laws, has a young man get schooled by an old man carrying his groceries in a little BBall. THe old man tells the kids at the end...have a coke your mouth looks dry
...Another one is the Eddy Murphy stand up lines where he is referring to Bill Cosby's clean "have a coke and smile " routine and Eddy was saying..."have a coke smile and shut the f_@K up"....
I thought you'd get the point, but it went way over your head as usual...
BOBY FISCHER===NEVER DEFEATED
C'mon Plavin ! Been ages now. Lower-case man !!
( of course he was defeated :)
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