This is something that I believe is absurd.  I consider a sport (and I'm sure a lot of you as well), consider a sport to be a competitive game which is directly physical.  This could not be further from the truth in forum posting.  If someone was a scrawny kid with a chip on their shoulder, lived in their mom's basement subsisting only on pizza pops and fluorescent lighting, but was extremely belligerent and just copied old threads, they could win the World Title in theory.  Can someone please explain why they think forum posting is a sport?

Because it requires hand-eye co-ordination?!

See, and ozzie's titled!

The parodying must stop, and is getting old.

And there is no "world title" in forum posting.

Three!

Haha -- I'm out in front again.

Extreme Forum Posting:

The Sport of Kings!

(and goldendog)

This is not a Most Posts thread.  That was a one-time thing.

You're good, my friend, but my pizza pops are Deluxe and my lighting full spectrum.

We have traveled from the absurd to the ridiculous with this thread. ( Incidentally, your profile of a forum poster in the first post is probably accurate for 40-50% of the trolls.) 

I hear you, dude.

* Readies a jar of mint sauce *

Hmmm, judges: does quoting yourself count?

It counts for an extra member point.

A lot of people have continued to say that I am a troll (I am not), even though I had told people otherwise many times.  So here you go:

I am not a troll

Yo no soy un troll

Je ne suis pas un troll

Ich bin kein Troll

Je ne suis pas un troll

JE NEレンサPAS UNトロール

JE NE豬 PAS聯合國巨魔

JE NE猪PAS联合国巨魔

Je Ne суис па ООН тролль

 JE NE PAS الخنزيرية الامم المتحدة بالشص

or should i say, i lobe thegrobe?

I was quoting myself to show what I really said, rather than what Prawn misquoted it as.