Hi I'm a fairly new member for the most part. I'm a country girl and I'm just really bored. If anyone wants to talk, please message me or post more on this thread. I love meeting new people!
~CowgirlAngel777
Welcome
CowgirlAngel777, if you're up for a game, give us a shout!
Thank you and will do! Thanks
aww are you a tad bored,,you should have said i will tell you a joke or 2
lol I could hear a joke!
OK, for the joke. Two chess players walk into a bar. They say, "Ouch! That hurt."
/attention whore
Its suppose to be a chess player walked into a bar one day, do u know what he said? "ouch!
Also 2 chess players walked into a bar one day u would think the second one would duck. Would be alot better jokes.
It's a chepp joke--where's your sence of humor? And it had to be two--they were talking chepp!
If your going to say and joke, say it right or it sounds lame.
It is a cheap joke but still funny when said correctly.
That seemed harsh.
A guy calls a doctor to be checked for erectile dysfunction. He
explains to the Doctor that he hasn't had a hard on with his wife
for years. They schedule an appointment, and the guy and his wife
go in.
The guy gets called in, the doctor runs a battery of tests, reviews
the data, and says he's stumped, everything checks out fine. The
doctor asks the guy to bring in his wife. He asks her to undress
slowly and lay on the table with her legs apart.
The doctor walks around her a couple of times turns to the guy and
proclaims, " Your fine, she doesn't give me a hard on either. "
-Jackie Martlin
LOL that is a good one.
Yea I don't know why I got called an attention whore... oh well I like your guy's jokes. hahaha you put a smile on my face.
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