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12th November 2008, 08:16am
#1
by CowgirlAngel777
Colorado United States
Member Since: Aug 2008
Member Points: 43

Hi I'm a fairly new member for the most part. I'm a country girl and I'm just really bored. If anyone wants to talk, please message me or post more on this thread. I love meeting new people!

~CowgirlAngel777

12th November 2008, 08:31am
#2
by TehPantz
Oregon United States
Member Since: May 2008
Member Points: 120

Welcome Smile

12th November 2008, 08:35am
#3
by thegab03
on the road to nowhere! Ireland
Member Since: Nov 2007
Member Points: 18591

CowgirlAngel777, if you're up for a game, give us a shout!

13th November 2008, 08:16am
#4
by CowgirlAngel777
Colorado United States
Member Since: Aug 2008
Member Points: 43

Thank you and will do! Thanks

17th November 2008, 04:21am
#5
by ringworm
west lothian,stoneyburn Scotland
Member Since: Aug 2008
Member Points: 53

aww are you a tad bored,,you should have said i will tell you a joke or 2

17th November 2008, 08:30pm
#6
by CowgirlAngel777
Colorado United States
Member Since: Aug 2008
Member Points: 43

lol I could hear a joke!

17th November 2008, 08:50pm
#7
by dashkee94
Binghamton, NY United States
Member Since: Oct 2008
Member Points: 193

OK, for the joke.  Two chess players walk into a bar.  They say, "Ouch!  That hurt."

17th November 2008, 08:52pm
#8
by Noxide
Victoria Canada
Member Since: Jul 2008
Member Points: 7

/attention whore

17th November 2008, 08:59pm
#9
by Ian_Sinclair
Taree Australia
Member Since: Dec 2007
Member Points: 2099
dashkee94 wrote:

OK, for the joke.  Two chess players walk into a bar.  They say, "Ouch!  That hurt."


 Its suppose to be a chess player walked into a bar one day, do u know what he said? "ouch! 

Also 2 chess players walked into a bar one day u would think the second one would duck. Laughing Would be alot better jokes.

17th November 2008, 09:13pm
#10
by dashkee94
Binghamton, NY United States
Member Since: Oct 2008
Member Points: 193

It's a chepp joke--where's your sence of humor?  And it had to be two--they were talking chepp!Wink

17th November 2008, 09:18pm
#11
by Ian_Sinclair
Taree Australia
Member Since: Dec 2007
Member Points: 2099

If your going to say and joke, say it right or it sounds lame. Tongue out 

It is a cheap joke but still funny when said correctly.

17th November 2008, 09:59pm
#12
by victhestick
Batavia, IL United States
Member Since: Sep 2008
Member Points: 1691
Noxide wrote:

/attention whore


That seemed harsh.

17th November 2008, 10:11pm
#13
by victhestick
Batavia, IL United States
Member Since: Sep 2008
Member Points: 1691

A guy calls a doctor to be checked for erectile dysfunction.  He

explains to the Doctor that he hasn't had a hard on with his wife

for years.  They schedule an appointment, and the guy and his wife

go in. 

The guy gets called in, the doctor runs a battery of tests, reviews

the data, and says he's stumped, everything checks out fine.  The

doctor asks the guy to bring in his wife.  He asks her to undress

slowly and lay on the table with her legs apart. 

The doctor walks around her a couple of times turns to the guy and

proclaims,  " Your fine, she doesn't give me a hard on either. "

     -Jackie Martlin

17th November 2008, 10:19pm
#14
by Ian_Sinclair
Taree Australia
Member Since: Dec 2007
Member Points: 2099

LOL that is a good one.

22nd November 2008, 07:01pm
#15
by CowgirlAngel777
Colorado United States
Member Since: Aug 2008
Member Points: 43

Yea I don't know why I got called an attention whore... oh well I like your guy's jokes. hahaha you put a smile on my face. Laughing

 

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