Here comes the spam oh man

spam spam spam spam spam ...

Please do something about this. It's beyond a joke. If not we will have to get Chuck Norris. 

That would be the ultimate UFC bout. 

Chuck Norris versus Spam Man. 

Not again! 

No they didn't.

I did google.

Why don't you go google now?

Why don't you go google "song?"

I predict you'll find that you are wrong about this.

I did type in "Monty Python spam song."

The results were all food recipes.

Why don't you type in "wrong about this?"

I predict you will find you are wrong.

Buzzard!

I have to inform you that all arguments are now subject to the PAT [pointless arguments Tax]. Only arguments that are conducted in an offical Argument Clinic are exempt from this tax.