16368 Players currently online!
Man vs. Machine - good luck!
Turn-based games at any time!
Vote for the best move to win!
Do you have what it takes?
Sharpen your tactical vision!
Get advice and game insights!
Learn from top players & pros!
View millions of master games!
Your virtual chess coach!
Perfect your opening moves!
Test your skills vs. computer!
Find the right private coach!
Can you solve it each day?
Bring it all together!
Beginners, start here!
Make friends & play team games!
News from the world of chess!
Search all Chess.com members!
Find local clubs & events!
Who's the best of your friends?
Read what members are saying!
is there are simple list of principles ...I'll wait?
No, that would just be more strategy.
That is outrageous.
There are moves, principles, tactics, & strategies.
They are all different. A principle is to keep your rook on clear lines.
I asked TWO questions.
I make it clear by using different words for different meanings.
Your side kick is as bad as you are rolling on the floor laughing.
A man who thinks he's George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, "Tomorrow, we'll cross the Delaware and surprise them when they least expect it." As soon as he's gone, the psychiatrist picks up the phone and says, "King George, this is Benedict Arnold. I have the plans."
Well, you think you made it clear anyway...
I liked the joke though.
Different words have different meanings.
They have different listings.
Without words you cant even do mathematics.
Your depth is way too deep for me.
Do some more jokes!
there you go again.
I think you shoulod be clear about what you mean by 'joke'; and please define belief and god to save time from where this argument will go.
What is strategy anyway, and what is it good for? I have yet to win a single game because of my superior strategy
Chess is 99% avoidance of strategy. Who said that?
What I'm more interested in are vice principles.
Actually I would like to see a serious answer on the first question
You cant play 99% chess. the garndmasters i know all used strategy.
But before i condemn you what do YOU mean by strategy.?
As to Young AndyClifton this is a video short of himj in his arguments:
So would I.
And PLEASE NOTE I am NOT seeking strategy but TACTICS which is a lower level.
No... jokes are more like cheap tactics. Please give some strategic philosophical reflections.
As a sidenote Count Rugen, I must say that in a short span of time you have developed yourself to the level of a most excellent forum troller, my congratulations, keep up the good work
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if youstrike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?''Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know crap?
Whoever said russians have a lousy sense of humour...."don't know shit!"
I suck at chess. Bad.
by Oonland a few minutes ago
LEGO TYPE AVATARS
by Mersaphe a few minutes ago
10/25/2014 - White To Draw
by FaheemAhmed400 3 minutes ago
Today is my birthday! Should I change my username?
by RonaldJosephCote 4 minutes ago
Please Join Tourney
by Oonland 5 minutes ago
Please analze this game by kulinarist where he sacs two rooks in the opening
by innocuent 9 minutes ago
Stuff Non-Chess Players Say
by staggerlee 15 minutes ago
Drag and Drop not working smoothly
by gmya345 17 minutes ago
Who is good at the Ruy Lopez?
by steve_bute 19 minutes ago
Who's your fav in the Top Ten?
by innocuent 20 minutes ago
Why Join | Chess Topics |
Help & Support |
© 2014 Chess.com
• Chess - English
We are working hard to make Chess.com available in over 70 languages. Check back over the year as we develop the technology to add more, and we will try our best to notify you when your language is ready for translating!