How much difference between rating here and your Elo rating?

I don't have an Elo rating and am just wondering.

OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!

In which direction?

I'm six foot one in real life.

Three OTB ratings:

ECF (Standard) = 163 (1954 Fide), ECF (Rapid) = 167 (1986 Fide), French Federation (Rapid) = 2068.

Rated 2069 on Chess.com.

I'm sure I could get the Chess.com rating higher if I was to play more seriously. To be honest I rarely look at a position for more than 10 minutes for fear of becoming obsessed with a virtual rating, that would kill the fun for me, becoming a chore instead.

Rule 1 & 2....

The difference between an elo number an a cc number is about the equivalent of the the difference between a black beret an' a brown boot - might as well ask whether you want Shakira or Kylie, or, for the girlies, Brad Pitt or that Justin Timberpond bloke Would u like a side-salad or vanilla ice-cream to go with your croissant, sir ?