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Tony what is the proper ettiquite if the FBI comes in during your chess tournament? Do you resign or ask the TD to pause the clock?
This thread is hilarious.
Allow me to respond. It really depends on the position.
I played someone recently who said, midgame: "And now...I'm going to crush you like a bug. :)"
Guess who was the one that got smushed?! Hah!!!
I don't believe that we played because I would have called you a cockaroach.
The FBI man? The Florida Bureau of Intoxication? They come to my chess tournaments all the time.
I say, "Hey guys, grab a couple of beers and talk to the chicas. I'm almost done crushing this cockaroach."
Obligatory "bad roaches" clip:
How do we CRUSH our opponents like COCKAROACHEES? I read the THREAD, but I'm STILL in the DARK.
It apparently has something to do with pretending to be an Italian pretending to be a Cuban.
It's all a pretense, of course, because real Italians and Cubans would be serving food, wine, rum, and cigars to show their hospitality.
Well it is like this...
Your sitting in your house enjoying a good move and all of the sudden a thief breaks in ..... He comes into your room.
What do you do? YOu do not try to call the police like some wuss. You handle it yourself. Smile at him and close the door and turn out the lights and get to swinging.
Punks jump up to get beatdown!
I'm a political refugee and I tell the truth even when I'm lying.
That was deep...
"I tell the truth 'cept when I lie. It only hurts me when I cry."
corrijean sweetumsssssss just teaseing but seriously teach me a lil chess plssssssssssssssssss
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