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How to Crush Opponents like Cockaroaches


  • 24 months ago · Quote · #141

    Antonio_Montana

    kponds wrote:

    Tony what is the proper ettiquite if the FBI comes in during your chess tournament?  Do you resign or ask the TD to pause the clock?

     

    The FBI man?  The Florida Bureau of Intoxication?  They come to my chess tournaments all the time. 

    I say, "Hey guys, grab a couple of beers and talk to the chicas.  I'm almost done crushing this cockaroach." 

  • 24 months ago · Quote · #142

    Shivsky

    Obligatory "bad roaches" clip:

  • 24 months ago · Quote · #143

    sapientdust

    How do we CRUSH our opponents like COCKAROACHEES? I read the THREAD, but I'm STILL in the DARK.

  • 24 months ago · Quote · #144

    Estragon

    sapientdust wrote:

    How do we CRUSH our opponents like COCKAROACHEES? I read the THREAD, but I'm STILL in the DARK.

    It apparently has something to do with pretending to be an Italian pretending to be a Cuban.

    It's all a pretense, of course, because real Italians and Cubans would be serving food, wine, rum, and cigars to show their hospitality.

  • 24 months ago · Quote · #145

    royalbishop

    Well it is like this...

    Your sitting in your house enjoying a good move and all of the sudden a thief breaks in .....  He comes into your room.

    What do you do? YOu do not try to call the police like some wuss. You handle it yourself. Smile at him and close the door and turn out the lights and get to swinging.

  • 24 months ago · Quote · #146

    royalbishop

    Punks jump up to get beatdown!

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #147

    corrijean

    macer75 wrote:
    Antonio_Montana wrote:

    I'm a political refugee and I tell the truth even when I'm lying. 


    That was deep...

    "I tell the truth 'cept when I lie. It only hurts me when I cry."

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #148

    ratatouie

    corrijean sweetumsssssss just teaseing but seriously teach me a lil chess plssssssssssssssssss

  • 11 days ago · Quote · #149

    karabieber

    Antonio_Montana wrote:

    Be aggressive man... 

    It's all about putting the sacks on the table man and just tearing through your opponents like a shoe going into a hot steaming pile of it...

    Don't even pay any attention to what your opponent wants to do.  Just show him who is boss.  If he wants to act tough and move up the board, kick him in the gut... I mean hit him where it really hurts most and make him your chica.

    I once almost got chopped in half by a chainsaw so listen to me... I know something about survival.

    Another time, I was eating lunch and they threw this guy out of a helicopter with a rope and man it was horrible.  I thought they were going to do the same to me, so I said, "make a move". 

    So, take it from me.  I've seen it all.  I'm a political refugee and I tell the truth even when I'm lying. 

    You sir, just became my cockroach

  • 11 days ago · Quote · #150

    fburton

    How many opponents are like cockroaches anyway?


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