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How to Crush Opponents like Cockaroaches


  • 10 months ago · Quote · #141

    Antonio_Montana

    ivandh wrote:

    In politics you gotta play by their rules. I don't play by nobody's rules but my own. Those rules are: Don't take no BS, relax and have a drink, and ghet your king to the otheir side man.

     

    I like the part about not taking any BS man..  that's a good rule to include in any list.

  • 10 months ago · Quote · #142

    chess_gg

    I played someone recently who said, midgame: "And now...I'm going to crush you like a bug. :)"

    Guess who was the one that got smushed?! Hah!!!

  • 10 months ago · Quote · #143

    kponds

    Tony what is the proper ettiquite if the FBI comes in during your chess tournament?  Do you resign or ask the TD to pause the clock?

  • 10 months ago · Quote · #144

    chessman1504

    This thread is hilarious.

  • 10 months ago · Quote · #145

    AlCzervik

    kponds wrote:

    Tony what is the proper ettiquite if the FBI comes in during your chess tournament?  Do you resign or ask the TD to pause the clock?

    Allow me to respond. It really depends on the position.

  • 10 months ago · Quote · #146

    Antonio_Montana

    chess_gg wrote:

    I played someone recently who said, midgame: "And now...I'm going to crush you like a bug. :)"

    Guess who was the one that got smushed?! Hah!!!

     

    I don't believe that we played because I would have called you a cockaroach.

  • 10 months ago · Quote · #147

    Antonio_Montana

    kponds wrote:

    Tony what is the proper ettiquite if the FBI comes in during your chess tournament?  Do you resign or ask the TD to pause the clock?

     

    The FBI man?  The Florida Bureau of Intoxication?  They come to my chess tournaments all the time. 

    I say, "Hey guys, grab a couple of beers and talk to the chicas.  I'm almost done crushing this cockaroach." 

  • 10 months ago · Quote · #148

    chess_gg

    >>I don't believe that we played because I would have called you a cockaroach<<

    I wasn't referring to you, maggot...that was at another site.

  • 10 months ago · Quote · #149

    Shivsky

    Obligatory "bad roaches" clip:

  • 10 months ago · Quote · #150

    sapientdust

    How do we CRUSH our opponents like COCKAROACHEES? I read the THREAD, but I'm STILL in the DARK.

  • 10 months ago · Quote · #151

    Estragon

    sapientdust wrote:

    How do we CRUSH our opponents like COCKAROACHEES? I read the THREAD, but I'm STILL in the DARK.

    It apparently has something to do with pretending to be an Italian pretending to be a Cuban.

    It's all a pretense, of course, because real Italians and Cubans would be serving food, wine, rum, and cigars to show their hospitality.

  • 10 months ago · Quote · #152

    royalbishop

    Well it is like this...

    Your sitting in your house enjoying a good move and all of the sudden a thief breaks in .....  He comes into your room.

    What do you do? YOu do not try to call the police like some wuss. You handle it yourself. Smile at him and close the door and turn out the lights and get to swinging.

  • 10 months ago · Quote · #153

    royalbishop

    Punks jump up to get beatdown!

  • 10 months ago · Quote · #154

    corrijean

    macer75 wrote:
    Antonio_Montana wrote:

    I'm a political refugee and I tell the truth even when I'm lying. 


    That was deep...

    "I tell the truth 'cept when I lie. It only hurts me when I cry."

  • 10 months ago · Quote · #155

    ratatouie

    corrijean sweetumsssssss just teaseing but seriously teach me a lil chess plssssssssssssssssss

  • 10 months ago · Quote · #156

    Mersaphe

    I am so confused Foot in Mouth


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