Thats right... I hereby issue a challenge to Lenny Bongcloud. I sincerely believe it is my destiny to become a world champion BM. I will win by getting my king to the other side first TO THE DEATH!!!!! People like you aren't worthy of such a title. you know im the best, and you afraid yet-cause you should be. The Bongcloud will soon belong to me. You are not deserving of it at all.

Whats it gonna be dued? Accept my challenge and lose as I propel my king to the other side? Or forfeit and lose, thereby completely handing over the WC Bongcloud master (BM) title to me.

**edit**

Title of thread should read "I challenge Lenny Bongcloud to a game of chess to the death"

Haha I see what you did there...

If I were you, I would brush up my skills using Conquistador's delightfully compiled Bongcloud opening book. It's the most comprehensive in all the land of Honah-Lee:

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/chess-openings/bongcloud-opening-book

Don't forget to read Winnng with the Bongcloud.

Don't do it!!  You'll KILL YOURSELF!!!