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i just can't win a game


  • 13 months ago · Quote · #1

    misterkleen

          I JUST CAN'T WIN A CHESS GAME!

    (i already submitted this post, but it may have been in the wrong topic. So I do it again. I hope I don't annoy anyone)

     

     

    I had been using ChessMASTER 8000 (which doesn't seem to work on my new pc). On Chessmater you are pitted against a number of apponents of various skills. Such as a college student of moderate chess ability, a high school student etc and a 5 year old girl scout.They all wooped me!!!!!. Finally, I CONFRONTED SKIPPY THE CHIMPANZEE, who moved all his pieces totally randomly, without any kind of strategy at all!  Skippy mopped the floor with me!!!!

        Now I feel a little better after the trouncing; I want to go back in the ring. Hopefully, Chess.com will help. Then I will roar 'BRING ME THAT CHIMP!! I'll murder him!!!

  • 13 months ago · Quote · #2

    HattrickStinkyduiker

    try practising some basic tactics: simple pins, double attacks/forks, basic mating patterns. Don't let it disturb you, everyone starts at a low level

  • 13 months ago · Quote · #3

    HattrickStinkyduiker

    TheARBChessSystem wrote:
    HattrickStinkyduiker wrote:

    try practising some basic tactics: simple pins, double attacks/forks, basic mating patterns. Don't let it disturb you, everyone starts at a low level

    A Better way to learn is Play with the Kings & Pawns Only for Both Sides!

    Then Add the Pieces later! 

     

    A.R.B

    You're probably joking, but it's subtle enough to get a reply.

    The excersize you mentioned is very useful for studying pawn endgames, OP won't get to that apart from one side being up atleast a piece though

  • 13 months ago · Quote · #4

    HattrickStinkyduiker

    TheARBChessSystem wrote:
    HattrickStinkyduiker wrote:
    TheARBChessSystem wrote:
    HattrickStinkyduiker wrote:

    try practising some basic tactics: simple pins, double attacks/forks, basic mating patterns. Don't let it disturb you, everyone starts at a low level

    A Better way to learn is Play with the Kings & Pawns Only for Both Sides!

    Then Add the Pieces later! 

     

    A.R.B

    You're probably joking, but it's subtle enough to get a reply.

    The excersize you mentioned is very useful for studying pawn endgames, OP won't get to that apart from one side being up atleast a piece though

    Pawns first!...Pieces later!...

    The A.R.B Chess System - Kings & Pawns Game - Challenge!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6A1xd1zSJw

     

    A.R.B

    Meh, it's certainly useful, I'd put it down the list comparing to simple tricks though. It shows a lot of basic pawn endgame structures, but a beginners game will be decided earlier

  • 13 months ago · Quote · #5

    BrianEDenton

    Chess is tough for me too. Have you looked at chess.com's study plan? I've just started there and I've seen some improvement. I profited especially from the video series on opening development. Other than that I'd say play games and then review them, trying to learn from your mistakes and triumphs.

    I've started a blog documenting my chess progress. You can read it here. It might offer your something to think about. We're probably at the same level. 

    Good luck with your game.

  • 13 months ago · Quote · #6

    bean_Fischer

  • 13 months ago · Quote · #7

    TitanCG

  • 13 months ago · Quote · #8

    learningthemoves

    Do tactics problems every day until you dream about them, wake up and do more tactics problems.

    Do that and even the college kid will be a piece of cake. Unless, of course, he is a college kid on the University of Texas at Dallas chess team.

  • 13 months ago · Quote · #9

    hakim2005

    just play every day and don't care if you lose all games, u will get better by playing as many games as you can

  • 13 months ago · Quote · #10

    Soorat92

    misterkleen wrote:

          I JUST CAN'T WIN A CHESS GAME!

    (i already submitted this post, but it may have been in the wrong topic. So I do it again. I hope I don't annoy anyone)

     

     

    I had been using ChessMASTER 8000 (which doesn't seem to work on my new pc). On Chessmater you are pitted against a number of apponents of various skills. Such as a college student of moderate chess ability, a high school student etc and a 5 year old girl scout.They all wooped me!!!!!. Finally, I CONFRONTED SKIPPY THE CHIMPANZEE, who moved all his pieces totally randomly, without any kind of strategy at all!  Skippy mopped the floor with me!!!!

        Now I feel a little better after the trouncing; I want to go back in the ring. Hopefully, Chess.com will help. Then I will roar 'BRING ME THAT CHIMP!! I'll murder him!!!

    wuhoo - somebody else who had problems with the chimp

    I used to distract him with a banana then claim a time victory!

    I remember the way he used to sulk ... and throw faeces at me - until I threw some back!

    Ah good times ... you just don't get that on chess.com

  • 13 months ago · Quote · #11

    TitanCG

    Soorat92 wrote:
    misterkleen wrote:

          I JUST CAN'T WIN A CHESS GAME!

    (i already submitted this post, but it may have been in the wrong topic. So I do it again. I hope I don't annoy anyone)

     

     

    I had been using ChessMASTER 8000 (which doesn't seem to work on my new pc). On Chessmater you are pitted against a number of apponents of various skills. Such as a college student of moderate chess ability, a high school student etc and a 5 year old girl scout.They all wooped me!!!!!. Finally, I CONFRONTED SKIPPY THE CHIMPANZEE, who moved all his pieces totally randomly, without any kind of strategy at all!  Skippy mopped the floor with me!!!!

        Now I feel a little better after the trouncing; I want to go back in the ring. Hopefully, Chess.com will help. Then I will roar 'BRING ME THAT CHIMP!! I'll murder him!!!

    wuhoo - somebody else who had problems with the chimp

    I used to distract him with a banana then claim a time victory!

    I remember the way he used to sulk ... and throw faeces at me - until I threw some back!

    Ah good times ... you just don't get that on chess.com

    You must be new here.

  • 13 months ago · Quote · #12

    devesation

    misterkleen wrote:

          I JUST CAN'T WIN A CHESS GAME!

    (i already submitted this post, but it may have been in the wrong topic. So I do it again. I hope I don't annoy anyone)

     

     

    I had been using ChessMASTER 8000 (which doesn't seem to work on my new pc). On Chessmater you are pitted against a number of apponents of various skills. Such as a college student of moderate chess ability, a high school student etc and a 5 year old girl scout.They all wooped me!!!!!. Finally, I CONFRONTED SKIPPY THE CHIMPANZEE, who moved all his pieces totally randomly, without any kind of strategy at all!  Skippy mopped the floor with me!!!!

        Now I feel a little better after the trouncing; I want to go back in the ring. Hopefully, Chess.com will help. Then I will roar 'BRING ME THAT CHIMP!! I'll murder him!!!

    troll are something he hasnt played in any games

  • 13 months ago · Quote · #13

    Soorat92

    TitanCG wrote:
    Soorat92 wrote:
    misterkleen wrote:

          I JUST CAN'T WIN A CHESS GAME!

    (i already submitted this post, but it may have been in the wrong topic. So I do it again. I hope I don't annoy anyone)

     

     

    I had been using ChessMASTER 8000 (which doesn't seem to work on my new pc). On Chessmater you are pitted against a number of apponents of various skills. Such as a college student of moderate chess ability, a high school student etc and a 5 year old girl scout.They all wooped me!!!!!. Finally, I CONFRONTED SKIPPY THE CHIMPANZEE, who moved all his pieces totally randomly, without any kind of strategy at all!  Skippy mopped the floor with me!!!!

        Now I feel a little better after the trouncing; I want to go back in the ring. Hopefully, Chess.com will help. Then I will roar 'BRING ME THAT CHIMP!! I'll murder him!!!

    wuhoo - somebody else who had problems with the chimp

    I used to distract him with a banana then claim a time victory!

    I remember the way he used to sulk ... and throw faeces at me - until I threw some back!

    Ah good times ... you just don't get that on chess.com

    You must be new here.


    if i am missing the part on this site where you can throw bodily fluids at your opponent without risk of being sued - (funny story about a time I forgot to check that - and even then I misunderstood the rules too ... but I digress) - then point me in the direction good sir ...

  • 13 months ago · Quote · #14

    devesation

    Soorat92 wrote:
    TitanCG wrote:
    Soorat92 wrote:
    misterkleen wrote:

          I JUST CAN'T WIN A CHESS GAME!

    (i already submitted this post, but it may have been in the wrong topic. So I do it again. I hope I don't annoy anyone)

     

     

    I had been using ChessMASTER 8000 (which doesn't seem to work on my new pc). On Chessmater you are pitted against a number of apponents of various skills. Such as a college student of moderate chess ability, a high school student etc and a 5 year old girl scout.They all wooped me!!!!!. Finally, I CONFRONTED SKIPPY THE CHIMPANZEE, who moved all his pieces totally randomly, without any kind of strategy at all!  Skippy mopped the floor with me!!!!

        Now I feel a little better after the trouncing; I want to go back in the ring. Hopefully, Chess.com will help. Then I will roar 'BRING ME THAT CHIMP!! I'll murder him!!!

    wuhoo - somebody else who had problems with the chimp

    I used to distract him with a banana then claim a time victory!

    I remember the way he used to sulk ... and throw faeces at me - until I threw some back!

    Ah good times ... you just don't get that on chess.com

    You must be new here.


    if i am missing the part on this site where you can throw bodily fluids at your opponent without risk of being sued - (funny story about a time I forgot to check that - and even then I misunderstood the rules too ... but I digress) - then point me in the direction good sir ...

    LOL!!!!!


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