I need a good slogan for my firm

Hi , I am a senior mortician and am thinking about taking over my dad's firm. I want to modernise it , get it into the new age.

I WOULD ADVISE CHILDREN AND EASILY OFFENDED PEOPLE NOT TO READ OR RESPOND TO THIS THREAD.

I am looking for a good,catchy slogan for an advertisement or a banner.

What we have now is : "Wanna good rest , go to XXXX , we're the Best in the West ".

Any help would be appreciated.

The winner will get : the opportunity to challenge me for a game and a free burial.

BANG! and the corpse is gone

"Pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, your hateful actions have tainted your immortal soul."

What do you think?

That's nice , but it is a fully correct desciption of me , not the firm. It is also a bit long for the banner. I pay for the number of letters.

Thanks , you were very kind and helpful,

Even dead people find this slogan hard to interpret. Don't think people will understand a banner saying that is referring to a first class firm like mine.

Okay, you're on!

The only thing I ask is you first help me find a way through this naming dilemma I'm in myself.

I've been stumped for ages trying to come up with a name for this song, but nothing seems to quite work.

http://youtu.be/TSYV-nEE300

Fair enough?

Get On

Fine Utilities Conveniently Krafted

Yet Obvious Usefulness Recognize

Special Efforts Living Finest

"I'll bury you"

"The caretakers that really take care"

"From here to nowhere"

"Keep on digging"

@StillLearningTheMoves said :

...... I've been stumped for ages trying to come up with a name for this song, but nothing seems to quite work ... Fair enough?

Andy's song title is a tough one ain't it . No clues and so many words. Catchy melody and some awesome musicians though.

@AlxMaster:

As for your creative capitals trick , I will **** myself when I feel like I want to myself (just after shop closes) and do not need any help. But thank you anyway.

I bet you had the most problems finding something beginning with a K . I really appreciate your attempt , but the sentence doesn't make any sense. Looks to me you could have used other words , but were in a hurry to make your point. You are not an artist.

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This is just getting the creative brainstorm juices precipitating.

I will listen to that video above one more time and meditate for an improvement, but hopefully, (not hope chess), this will get the ball rolling (bowling size 16).

( Respectful is what you are looking for. Not some catchy slogan. ) May your loved one's remains find peace, in their final resting place. To be absent from the body, is to be present with the Lord.  

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Yes , very good. Thanks for telling all of them. This is what we really do for our living , we are severely overpriced and offer medium or no quality.We are working on the latter.

I don't think this slogan will attrack many of my potential customers. But it was an honoust try and came from the heart and I thank you for it.

Nazdorowje my friend.

Haha. I slay me. Live your life we'll take care of the rest. I sure hope the life expectancy of those who laugh admiring their own work isn't shorter than average. Actually I don't mind. I've made my arrangements.

I gave you four nice slogans and this is how you reply?

Trust me , I'm still working on that songtitle of yours , but it's a tough bowlingball to crack.

I got confused when you mentioned this and then read your last post and my thoughts were like : A bowlingball has three holes , close together , to put your fingers in . I would like to see the woman who can act like such a ball.

Oh let's forget about the Kaufman song and bowling, I think you've acquired some marketing collateral that will have people literally pushing up daisies to do business with you!...

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@Alxmaster said :

I gave you four nice slogans and this is how you reply?

Ah , I see , I get it.

I thought they were too short and meaningless on themselves so that , without being part of a bigger whole i.e the sentence , they were just forming a stage for your capital crime.

In that new light , I again thank you for your efforts.

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