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  • 15 months ago · Quote · #101

    AlCzervik

    For the married folk.

  • 15 months ago · Quote · #102

    AlCzervik

    This author read Bradbury's book.

  • 15 months ago · Quote · #103

    Dischyzer

    For those we think shouldn't reproduce. Let's vote.

  • 15 months ago · Quote · #104

    Dischyzer

    I'm a master of many languages. I'm a cunning linguist.

  • 15 months ago · Quote · #105

    Dischyzer

    Careful AlCie we don't want this title

  • 15 months ago · Quote · #106

    AlCzervik

    Dischyzer wrote:

     

    I'm a master of many languages. I'm a cunning linguist.

    So is Colonel Angus.

  • 15 months ago · Quote · #107

    Dischyzer

    Ah yes. No one attacks the flanks like Colonel Angus.

  • 15 months ago · Quote · #108

    FN_Perfect_Idiot

    My name change doesn't quite look right to me...if I had to describe it, well it looks home made.

    ___FN___ maybe ? Unfortunately spaces are not allowed.

  • 15 months ago · Quote · #109

    Dischyzer

    FelixPlatypus wrote:

    no AlC, he's a cunnilingust.

    Now I know why my "friend with benefits" wasn't laughing when I started speaking in french. 

  • 15 months ago · Quote · #110

    Dischyzer

    Join the French Foreign Legion.

    Titles include but not limited to:

    1.Engagé Volontaire

    2. Legionnaire 2e Classe

    3.Legionnaire 1e Classe

    4Caporal

    5Caporal Chef 

  • 15 months ago · Quote · #111

    Dischyzer

    Number five is the most interesting.

    Caporal Chef(not a cook) but . . . 

    Chefs cook food to eat. Colonel Angus eats black meat. Black Angus. He liked it cooked En Crout. He ate the crap out of it, and in the end was not in the French Foreign Legion but had a French Foreign Lesion

  • 15 months ago · Quote · #112

    NobbyCapeTown

    lol ! Reminds me of a, true, story with a bunch of sailors on a ship. No one could cook, no one wanted to either. So they drew straws. The rule was that the first to complain would be the new cook. The food was horrible. Eventually one sailor had enough and shouted "This food looks like shit. it smells like shit, it even tastes like shit - But it's prepared very well !"

  • 15 months ago · Quote · #113

    _36darshan--

    "This food looks like shit. it smells like shit, it even tastes like shit - But it's prepared very well !

    A big LOL!

  • 15 months ago · Quote · #114

    Dischyzer

    As a prep cook, I laughed out loud at that.


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