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I'm a master of many languages. I'm a cunning linguist.
Careful AlCie we don't want this title
So is Colonel Angus.
Ah yes. No one attacks the flanks like Colonel Angus.
My name change doesn't quite look right to me...if I had to describe it, well it looks home made.
___FN___ maybe ? Unfortunately spaces are not allowed.
no AlC, he's a cunnilingust.
Now I know why my "friend with benefits" wasn't laughing when I started speaking in french.
Join the French Foreign Legion.
Titles include but not limited to:
2. Legionnaire 2e Classe
3.Legionnaire 1e Classe
Number five is the most interesting.
Caporal Chef(not a cook) but . . .
Chefs cook food to eat. Colonel Angus eats black meat. Black Angus. He liked it cooked En Crout. He ate the crap out of it, and in the end was not in the French Foreign Legion but had a French Foreign Lesion
lol ! Reminds me of a, true, story with a bunch of sailors on a ship. No one could cook, no one wanted to either. So they drew straws. The rule was that the first to complain would be the new cook. The food was horrible. Eventually one sailor had enough and shouted "This food looks like shit. it smells like shit, it even tastes like shit - But it's prepared very well !"
"This food looks like shit. it smells like shit, it even tastes like shit - But it's prepared very well !
A big LOL!
As a prep cook, I laughed out loud at that.
News Flash!! Sarcasm gets you banned.
by yedddy 5 minutes ago
Ashley's Million-dollar chess tourney - but bring your own clocks
by RubiksRevenge 7 minutes ago
7/29/2014 - Full House
by Cla_21 8 minutes ago
Truly amazing game position
by Cla_21 9 minutes ago
Mastery of Finishing Touch
by Cla_21 11 minutes ago
Computer Level = what rating?
by Cla_21 13 minutes ago
why won't he accept a rematch
by Cla_21 15 minutes ago
what is a troll?
by Cla_21 17 minutes ago
Could MEsserman be the next Hikaru?
by alexm2310 32 minutes ago
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