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"The only way to have a friend is to be one." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
artfizz wrote: "Illogical, Captain". You can't send Friend Requests to yourself.
j0jelix wrote: I rewrite it: The only way to have a friend act like one ?!?
I re-rewrite: The only way to have a friend is to ASK FOR one (i.e. by sending a Friend Request)
So once upon a time there was this person with a hot pic who requested to add me as a friend and i accepted.. for months we talked each night and on the phone and we were in a very good cyber-relationship.. then we decided to meet, she lived 10 hours away so we met halfway in a cheap motel.. i drove for 5 hours all excited.. There she was.. waiting by the door.. it turned out to be a man with a fake pic and girly voice.. so.. BEWARE of creeps adding you to your friends.
WARNING: Fake story.
Good story. Mine is true:
I once hooked up with this female specimen that wanted to see me after friending me on the internet. We lived in the same relatively small town (like 150k people), and she said why don't we grab "a few beers" some day. I learned that photoshop does way more than quite "a few beers", and that unless you for some reason feel profoundly compelled not to, it's best to just leave when the furious ex-boyfriend on steroids asks you to in his eastern-european accent.
can i have a friend? (please)
I will be your friend
Cynical ... but true?
"Good friends are like parachutes, if they're not there the first time you need them, chances are you wont be needing them again!"
I am always here
"friend" is just another way of saying "fianchetto".....Ponder that for a while my friends. Just thinking outloud here...t/y
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