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I want to be your friend


  • 4 years ago · Quote · #101

    artfizz

    j0jelix wrote:

    Analyse this:

    "The only way to have a friend is to be one."
    - Ralph Waldo Emerson


    artfizz wrote: "Illogical, Captain". You can't send Friend Requests to yourself.


    j0jelix wrote: I rewrite it: The only way to have a friend act like one ?!?


    I re-rewrite: The only way to have a friend is to ASK FOR one (i.e. by sending a Friend Request)

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #102

    Steinar

    SerbianChessStar wrote:

    So once upon a time there was this person with a hot pic who requested to add me as a friend and i accepted.. for months we talked each night and on the phone and we were in a very good cyber-relationship.. then we decided to meet, she lived 10 hours away so we met halfway in a cheap motel.. i drove for 5 hours all excited.. There she was.. waiting by the door.. it turned out to be a man with a fake pic and girly voice.. so.. BEWARE of creeps adding you to your friends.

    WARNING: Fake story.


     Good story. Mine is true:

    I once hooked up with this female specimen that wanted to see me after friending me on the internet. We lived in the same relatively small town (like 150k people), and she said why don't we grab "a few beers" some day. I learned that photoshop does way more than quite "a few beers", and that unless you for some reason feel profoundly compelled not to, it's best to just leave when the furious ex-boyfriend on steroids asks you to in his eastern-european accent.

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #103

    ilikeflags

    can i have a friend? (please)

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #104

    blackfirestorm666

    I will be your friend Laughing

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #105

    blackfirestorm666

    Steinar wrote:
    SerbianChessStar wrote:

    So once upon a time there was this person with a hot pic who requested to add me as a friend and i accepted.. for months we talked each night and on the phone and we were in a very good cyber-relationship.. then we decided to meet, she lived 10 hours away so we met halfway in a cheap motel.. i drove for 5 hours all excited.. There she was.. waiting by the door.. it turned out to be a man with a fake pic and girly voice.. so.. BEWARE of creeps adding you to your friends.

    WARNING: Fake story.


     Good story. Mine is true:

    I once hooked up with this female specimen that wanted to see me after friending me on the internet. We lived in the same relatively small town (like 150k people), and she said why don't we grab "a few beers" some day. I learned that photoshop does way more than quite "a few beers", and that unless you for some reason feel profoundly compelled not to, it's best to just leave when the furious ex-boyfriend on steroids asks you to in his eastern-european accent.


    LOL

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #106

    artfizz

    ivandh wrote: The only way to have friends is to have lots of stuff other people want to borrow

    Cynical ... but true? Frown

    "Good friends are like parachutes, if they're not there the first time you need them, chances are you wont be needing them again!"

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #107

    blackfirestorm666

    artfizz wrote:
    ivandh wrote: The only way to have friends is to have lots of stuff other people want to borrow

    Cynical ... but true? 

    "Good friends are like parachutes, if they're not there the first time you need them, chances are you wont be needing them again!"


    I am always here Undecided

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #108

    kissinger

    "friend"  is just another way of saying "fianchetto".....Ponder that for a while my friends.  Just thinking outloud here...t/y

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #109

    artfizz

    You're on my list!

  • 22 months ago · Quote · #110

    doublebruce

    Right


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