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Is Chess A Good Way To Get Chicks?


  • 19 months ago · Quote · #1

    ah93704559

    Of all the things that men do to occupy their time, chess has got to be the worse thing in terms of picking up on women. I mean, you can lift weights, learn to dance, learn to cook and all these things will lead to meeting women and possibly dating them but chess is an exercise in futility in terms of getting women. My question is: how do we make chess more friendly to picking up on the ladies? HAHA..I mean, what can you say to a woman "hey baby, I"m quite good with my bishop" with a nefarious grin on your face? any tips?

  • 19 months ago · Quote · #2

    MSteen

    For many years I coached our high school chess team. We played our matches on Tuesdays and Thursdays through the winter. During one particularly tough winter, several of our matches were postponed due to weather, and we rescheduled the best we could. But we were forced to travel an hour away on a Friday night to make up one of them.

    We were ALL on the bus--no absences--and I thanked them profusely for giving up their Friday night to come out and make up a match. One of my top boards said, "Don't sweat it. We're the chess team. Where else were we going to go?"

  • 19 months ago · Quote · #3

    Rnewms

    One word: Capablanca

  • 19 months ago · Quote · #4

    AlCzervik

    Are you kidding? My best pick-up line is, "How about a game of chess?" Try it. You'll be thanking me later.

  • 19 months ago · Quote · #5

    konhidras

    ah93704559 wrote:

    Of all the things that men do to occupy their time, chess has got to be the worse thing in terms of picking up on women. I mean, you can lift weights, learn to dance, learn to cook and all these things will lead to meeting women and possibly dating them but chess is an exercise in futility in terms of getting women. My question is: how do we make chess more friendly to picking up on the ladies? HAHA..I mean, what can you say to a woman "hey baby, I"m quite good with my bishop" with a nefarious grin on your face? any tips?

    Just be yourself dude. Women knows a BS compliment from a real one.Wink

  • 19 months ago · Quote · #6

    ah93704559

    good comments guys...I think its a funny topic! I've noticed that sometimes women frequent chesss clubs if they wish to find a smart kind of guy!

  • 19 months ago · Quote · #7

    konhidras

    ah93704559 wrote:

    good comments guys...I think its a funny topic! I've noticed that sometimes women frequent chesss clubs if they wish to find a smart kind of guy!

    You got that right on the spot dude!

  • 19 months ago · Quote · #8

    Immoney5252

    Bicarbonatofsoda wrote:

    try strip chess.


    and repeat the fried liver attack over and over again....lol

    but to answer your question.....NO....and if that's on your mind chess progression is doubtful!!!

    Sal #355

  • 19 months ago · Quote · #9

    corrijean

  • 19 months ago · Quote · #10

    corrijean

  • 19 months ago · Quote · #11

    corrijean

    Good one, kenible. Laughing

  • 19 months ago · Quote · #12

    AlCzervik

    Are those the type of "chicks" that go to chess clubs?

  • 19 months ago · Quote · #13

    Immoney5252

    ^lol

  • 19 months ago · Quote · #14

    winerkleiner

    I like blondes!

  • 19 months ago · Quote · #15

    bronsteinitz

    Well if you share a hobby, it can perhaps be nice, but I doubt it.

  • 19 months ago · Quote · #16

    chasm1995

    playing at a tournament, put your number on a sticky note, then put the stichy note on the clock next time you hit it and wink.Innocent

  • 19 months ago · Quote · #17

    corrijean

    Disappeared.

  • 19 months ago · Quote · #18

    ah93704559

    what about telling a woman "hey baby, I want to fork your whole family" LOL...better hope she's down with chess lingo huh?

  • 19 months ago · Quote · #19

    Rnewms

    My pawn is fly on g6. This thread is calling for pickup lines.

  • 19 months ago · Quote · #20

    basilicone

    AlCzervik wrote:

    Are you kidding? My best pick-up line is, "How about a game of chess?" Try it. You'll be thanking me later.

    Not to be recommended: references to smothered mate, skewer attacks or porn sacrifices. "Can I buy you a Falkbeer?" is sometimes successful.


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