Ahhhhh, one year later. November 24th to the day. How did I last? How did I put up with the constant trolling? How did I put up with the incessant FLAMING? How did I put up with all of you FREAKS for one year? Someone tell me.

One year ago TODAY I burst upon the chess.com scene and took it by storm. I captivated the members by my TELL-ALL about chess cheating. I detailed EVERY single chess cheating secret that I knew. I chronicled how an average chess player (me) transformed nearly overnight into the world wide web's best internet chess player. I told you how I defeated real life GM's. I told you all how I cheated at USCF tourneys. I told you how I have never ever ever been checkmated in my 12+ years on the internet. I coaxed 1000 members of this site to play me in a vote chess game and watched as you FAILED to checkmate me.

I have started enormously popular topics. Stimulated your brains. Had great debates. I made this site interesting.

Boy, time flies. One year sure went fast. I cant even imagine being here on a constant basis for 365 more days. 

Anyway, Happy One Year Anniversary to me.  

I will say that you write very well and I have enjoyed many of your posts.

Ah...good old spin-doctoring cheater.  

Happy Anniversary.

While you ego and fact twisting talents are both quite formidable, you never fail to make this site more interesting.  Although, I must say that the novelty of an egotistical cheater has gone away; after a year you get to know a person.  You've made us laugh, made us cry (no...wait...we won that vote chess game) and made us appreciate intellectual trolldom.  You sir, are a one of a kind troll.  

As much as we appreciate your input, please don't breed.

I've changed the video on my profile just for today to feature a video that's going out to you, cheater man...

cheater_1 you might have been undefeated last year, however you should be worried about the games ahead of you.

I also pass on my congrats for lasting one year.

I'll say this for the book prepare to be CHECKMATED against Light Force.

All the best. Is nice to have you!

Thank You and have a nice day

*adds post so cheater_1 can get excited whilst obsessively watching his threads on the forum*

There's your anniversary gift mate, a nice warm, wet feeling in the pants ftw!

:D

Without you cheater, this whole site would collapse, and possibly the world, reality and god too. You should demand a % cut of all chess.com profits.

"Without you cheater, this whole site would collapse, and possibly the world, reality and god too. You should demand a % cut of all chess.com profits."

You assume Eric and everyone else are making profits at this point. I hope you're right. It's my 1 year B-Day here today. Looks like I'll be helping to try to get them in the black if they aren't already.

by stubbornly ignoring facts,

by inverting truths,

by blaming others for your own screw-ups,

by projecting your own flaws and bad properties on others (Trolls, freaks, lyers?? That's YOU, dear!)

by making up lies and believing them yourself,

by excessive use of capitals,

by feeding on people's annoyance,

by successively turning your self-hate into something twisted that looks like narcissism,

by constantly holding your crutch,

by mistaking page hits and replies to threads as some kind of useful score,

by home delivery pizza,

by being insane,

by changing your avatar with MS Paint when you get bored by yourself,

and.... well, I'm sure you have many more tricks!

Sorry Dahan, I was being slightly sarcastic, I don't assume they're making any profits :) (see where I'm from for further explanation of odd humour)

Where is the cake? I cant find the cake! This party blows.......

cool

cool,hes back!