LOL

   yup....we sure figured that out.

It looked like a five minute game - there are clocks.

It is a fine achievement for the young man. That we will hear more of him in time seems clear. There must be very good coaches in New York.

To burden him with "the next Bobby Fischer" tag would be unkind.

Nothing unusual about this one. They shook hands to agree on the result of the game and even toppled the black king. Ha! Nothing to see here, just trolling.

Nope, look again.

Specifically here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z21qvvkZL80

I bet johnyoudell looked here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aL9bS9B7dc -- different game.

Yes clearly this is far more definitive evidence than all the other games Carlsen has ever played. We should just go ahead and hand this dude I've never heard of the WC title.

No, he must play Anand for the title, that is only fair. We'll just skip the Candidate tournament, he beat the supposed winner of it anyway. Somebody tell the others, I'm sure they will be disappointed but understand. Carlsen might write a letter to FIDE in protest however... :p

Sarcasm

Sarcasm is "a sharp, bitter, or cutting expression or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt",^[1] usually conveyed through irony or understatement.^[2] Most authorities distinguish sarcasm from irony;^[3] however, others argue that sarcasm may or often does involve irony^[4] or employs ambivalence.^[5]

Whilst missing the sarcasm himself, brilliant!

Oh I love this game! Here is mine;

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noun

Have you suffered a head injury?