I'm like a chameleon.

or a dirty bird

Chameleons are reptiles, birds are a result of ancient reptiles, so maybe for the very first and very last time I can actually  agree with you.  I'm glad that's over.  Now let's leave this thread to contain only good comments for Kohai, if you will.  That's the respectful thing to do in my opinion.

Thanks for your efforts.  After all this, you should have no trouble at all herding cats!

Cats, frogs, elderly, men pretending to be women, women looking for men, men looking for women, men looking for the best opening, stars, cheaters, cheater vigilante, playboys, men of honor, star trekkies, jungle people, dancers, innocent girls, chess players, illuminated,...

I am also impressed, she loves her dogs (boys) as well.