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Wow. So depressed trysts didn't mention me.
Nor me. I'd be depressed too, Scott, except I'm assuming she knows how modest I am, and I how embarrassed I'd be if she drew attention to me. As always, I do my good deeds quietly, out of the spotlight, in the shadows. Also, as she may have recalled, I'd already refused the crown once. Too shy. Also she said recently that she did vote for me. I just thought maybe she'd mention me again in her list. But she didn't. Well, that's OK. If I don't think about the pain, maybe it'll go away.
Yes. Forgive me for saying this publicly, but I remember when you taught me en passant, how to drive a stick, and that fat people shouldn't wear a horizontal stripe pattern.
(I hope you don't mind me sharing this)
Well, It does embarrass me a bit that you chose examples that will impress people with the incredibly wide range of knowledge I possess. But since it's out now...yes, it's true. I can teach anybody anything. In just a few minutes. That's the amazing part.
Of course it did take me a long time to teach winer not to be ashamed of his you-know-what. (Unfortunately, he had good reason to be ashamed. I'll say no more.)
Don't tell please...they might draft me!
Winerkleiner clouds a lot of issues with his you-know-what.
(I can't believe I contributed to his rather foggy problem)
Lol, problems come and go, but this one is more gassy than foggy. Haha I know it's terrible.
U people need to get a life... I picked up another 7 to block...bye bye...
That would be "Blocking the New Meaning of Life" by Connor Mcleod I presume ?
I take that back, it's refreshing!!
This is getting off topic.
Most threads do.
what happened to the '10 most popular ...' topic? seems to hv been killed.
I forgot who the op was. I was wondering if (s)he was banned.
Top 10 people on chess.com was a thread by ajttja. All his threads have gone. I don't know what happened or why. Sad but true.
Well, it seems like his ratings have crashed too. I think he restarted his account.
You guys might find this thread helpful:
Muted people are not friendly.
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