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my idea for a perfect chess movie


  • 10 months ago · Quote · #21

    Ziryab

    AndyClifton wrote:
    Ziryab wrote:
    Ultimately, everything is about ale unless its about whiskey, wine, and women.

    I thought that was weadin', witin' and withmetic...

     

    And guns, of course. Like Taxi Driver

  • 10 months ago · Quote · #22

    waffllemaster

    Xilmi wrote:

    I watched "Computer Chess Competition" today.

    And I gotta say while the film had it's heights (like the Backyard Professor guest-starring),

    ?

    Really?

  • 10 months ago · Quote · #23

    bean_Fischer

    Have you ever seen MAtrix Trilogy? Or where do you get the idea?

  • 10 months ago · Quote · #24

    PhoenixTTD

    Maybe it can be a remake of Wargames instead of tic tac toe the computer solves chess and learns the only winning move is not to play.  Or it could be like Terminator and the computer will kill you if you lose.

  • 10 months ago · Quote · #25

    AndyClifton

    And a dopey fat kid who's always eating pizza and falling down.

  • 10 months ago · Quote · #26

    TheBigDecline

    Something like 2001: A Space Odyssey, but HAL, the computer system which keeps the crew alive, has become bored and corrupted the auto-pilot so that the ship would fly in circles, thereby forcing the crew to play Chess with him for all eternity. But when the food supplies run low, the inconspicuous Psychic Damien (I'm not good at naming characters) proves to be last glimpse of hope for them all, by putting HAL to its last, ultimate test ...

    PG-13.

  • 10 months ago · Quote · #27

    DrSpudnik

    Splunge!

  • 10 months ago · Quote · #28

    AndyClifton

  • 10 months ago · Quote · #29

    discoweasel

    So much Cleese, so little time.

  • 10 months ago · Quote · #30

    DrSpudnik

    ...Doris Dog goes up to Rock Tree and she piddles on him...

  • 10 months ago · Quote · #31

    TurboFish

    During the final chess battle in Iceland between the nerdy kid and the evil supercomputer, the ghost of Bobby Fischer should make a cameo appearance.

  • 10 months ago · Quote · #32

    returnofxpchesser

    lmoa this shit is brillllliant!!!!

    http://youtu.be/3DPKf7y1F-Q

  • 10 months ago · Quote · #33

    Xilmi

    waffllemaster wrote:
    Xilmi wrote:

    I watched "Computer Chess Competition" today.

    And I gotta say while the film had it's heights (like the Backyard Professor guest-starring),

    ?

    Really?

    See it for yourself! http://youtu.be/ctocIIQqEgA?t=10m49s

  • 10 months ago · Quote · #34

    returnofxpchesser

    just by playing chess and thought. Heck there should be a really good chess movie so people can watch. and be motivated to play chess.

    bean_Fischer wrote:

    Have you ever seen MAtrix Trilogy? Or where do you get the idea?

  • 10 months ago · Quote · #35

    MSteen

    The epic encounter is about to begin, but we realize too late that the computer is housed the the caldera of a supposedly extinct volcano--and the evil Dr. Nyet, a reclusive albino who spends most of his screen time petting his cat, has a plan to rise to world domination through the use of the chess prodigy's prodigious genius.

    He tells the kid that, if the computer wins, it will complete a circuit that will trigger an atomic bomb that will go off in exactly one hour after the circuit is closed. And we can tell it's exactly one hour because great big red numbers on the side of the bomb will begin counting down to the fatal moment. If the computer loses, however, a flag will pop up with the message "BOOM" on it and the world will be saved.

    The game begins and we can tell our hero is thinking furiously because beads of sweat break out on his forehead (due in part to the heat in the volcano) and he chews his fingernails. But just as he seems to have the computer on the ropes, a rumbling is heard deep beneath the earth. The volcano has awakened. Will the kid be able to beat the computer before the volcano blows up and triggers the mechanism anyway and the clock begins ticking down? And can the clock even operate when it's covered in lava?

    And even if he wins and saves the world and the rumbling is just a subway coming in, can he avoid the rap for shooting his landlord?

    Tune in next Saturday for the exciting conclusion.

  • 10 months ago · Quote · #36

    returnofxpchesser

    http://youtu.be/j5-yKhDd64s

    MSteen wrote:

    The epic encounter is about to begin, but we realize too late that the computer is housed the the caldera of a supposedly extinct volcano--and the evil Dr. Nyet, a reclusive albino who spends most of his screen time petting his cat, has a plan to rise to world domination through the use of the chess prodigy's prodigious genius.

    He tells the kid that, if the computer wins, it will complete a circuit that will trigger an atomic bomb that will go off in exactly one hour after the circuit is closed. And we can tell it's exactly one hour because great big red numbers on the side of the bomb will begin counting down to the fatal moment. If the computer loses, however, a flag will pop up with the message "BOOM" on it and the world will be saved.

    The game begins and we can tell our hero is thinking furiously because beads of sweat break out on his forehead (due in part to the heat in the volcano) and he chews his fingernails. But just as he seems to have the computer on the ropes, a rumbling is heard deep beneath the earth. The volcano has awakened. Will the kid be able to beat the computer before the volcano blows up and triggers the mechanism anyway and the clock begins ticking down? And can the clock even operate when it's covered in lava?

    And even if he wins and saves the world and the rumbling is just a subway coming in, can he avoid the rap for shooting his landlord?

    Tune in next Saturday for the exciting conclusion.

  • 9 months ago · Quote · #37

    AndyClifton

    DrSpudnik wrote:

    ...Doris Dog goes up to Rock Tree and she piddles on him...

    Wow, a guy who's even more allusive than I am! Laughing


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