(All types of poetry welcomed.  Blank verse, haiku, limericks etc.)

I sit down at the table

My opponent is unstable

He pushes out his pawn

I think, What drug's he on?

I look him in the eye

And he lets out a sigh.

"Yes I'm technically insane:

I play the Center Game."

My haiku:

I like to play chess.

Computers tell me what move.

I have never lost.

Chess Limeryk

I've never won a game of chess,

My openings are such a mess,

I always hate

That dreaded mate!

I suck at this, I must confess.