İf you are white, Which of the pictures will frigtin' you, make you resign etc.          

Either the second or fourth puzzle.  The fourth because I never like losing my queen and I'm down by an extreme in material and I'm at the threat of mate and the second because I'm at the threat of mate and about to lose my queen.

... What is the point of this? The only one I wouldn't resign is the 3rd diagram.

I agree, other than diagram 3 all of those positions are resignable unless you are playing a very weak opponent.

1st and last for sure

You are not playing black.

2 and 4.

it's quite bizzare, but i think that the first one creeped the c*** out of me, but i wouldn't resign any of them, in the ones i lose my queen i would let him take my queen and then resign... in the first i would keep on playing SPARTAN style, i just don't get the 3rd one lol... :).