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EgroGalenti
“What if my King was a super speedy warrior king making it impossible for you to kill it”
I tell them you don’t kill the king you checkmate it
“Soooo what if you can’t Chekmite my king?”
shoothoops

Me-You play as white. The best moves are f2 and then g3.

Non chess player- The squares are numbered? That is way to complicated.

EgroGalenti
shoothoops wrote:

Me-You play as white. The best moves are f2 and then g3.

Non chess player- The squares are numbered? That is way to complicated.

Good one

Duck

-Just capture the other guy's queen! He will lose if you do that

- So, the horsey can hurdle over pieces?

- What does check mean? 

JoeMamaForever420
ScatteredWealth wrote:

-Just capture the other guy's queen! He will lose if you do that

- So, the horsey can hurdle over pieces?

- What does check mean? 

horsie is better name than knight. Knight no exist anymore. Horsies do.

Mattew

"Place your horse here !"

Duck

lmao I wrote that almost a year ago

JoeMamaForever420

srry for necropost XD

Lorkyh

"Why can't I move my king into check?"

JoeMamaForever420

Because horsie eat king