White to move and stalemate Black in 1 move

d8 = Black King?

Two moves is easy but one move eludes me.

What you talkin about, Willis?

sorry  i dont see it... must be out of the box thinking here :)

Yeah lol

maybe Bb7?

That didn't take you long

It is impossible.

PxR teleport e2 =Q

It's supposed to be a joke, and it's a stupid joke.

pawn on d7 takes a rifle and shoots the Rc8

Not once I realized there was no way there was an actual stalemate in one and that it had to be a joke puzzle.

Bb7, then c6 and it isn't stalemate in one.

WTF it is impossible to get a stalemate in 1

Yes it is ,

Rofl

beep urself

Why would White want to stalemate anyway?  The position is won for him after 1 dxc8Q+

Bb7?