Fixed.

Fixed, as in neutered.  That's what the @Monster really needs.

A tie... or a stalemate!

Ties need to be abolished...

Cravats, on the other hand....

You don't wear a cravat on either hand.  Sheesh...buncha' peasants 'round 'ere.

Why do you hate Thailand's people?

Hate needs to be abolished...

Abolishment needs to be abolished...

Polish your Polish prose.  Or get a better spell-checker.

Hasn't this thread gone cold?

Threads never get cold, until someone kills them.

Yereslov wrote:

Argonaut13 wrote:

Hasn't this thread gone cold?

Threads never get cold, until someone kills them.

Which happens by the admin I take it? :P

That never happens.

Cleverly living a quiet life as a Crimson Rosella, my secret identity is actually that of a Chess.com Topic known as "Stalemate Needs to Be Abolished".
After much mature contemplation and discussion with my (imaginary) loved ones, I've decided that I no longer wish to continue living this secret life.
A few years ago, a certain lickspittle, gutless, toadying, reactionary, Conservative Australian Federal Government contemptuosly dismissed the democratic decisions of two Australian Territories and overturned lawful Euthanasia in both the ACT and the Northern Territory.
(Note: Euthanasia from the Greek for 'a good death'). 
As an act of mercy and good manners, I humbly and hopefully beseech the Administrators of Chess.com to act, in their wisdom and compassion, and please, please put an end to this intolerable pathetic life "Stalemate Needs To Be Abolished".

Please...!